Thank you to everyone who came to my second ever comedy show
50 minutes of what I felt was thought-provoking and intelligent social commentary but may have sounded a LOT like a man talking about dildos
More work in progress shows to come in the new year 👍
Oh GAAAAD… just told a man to go the wrong way on a train - realised too late and cringing so hard I had to tweet about it as an OUTLET to my woe😭😭😭
(note to self just say ‘I’M SORRY I DON’T KNOW ASK SOMEONE ELSE’)
Oh hi me again (on a roll… )
Just been served the SPICIEST margarita of all time… my lips are BURNING OFF
Lady comes over:
‘How are your margaritas are they too spicy?’
Me: ‘No no they’re PERFECT’
🙄🙄🙄
#British