B 🏴‍☠️

actual milf (any pronouns!!)

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

hello this is a lil coming out tweet thank u bye

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

crazy how I wrote in my assignment about how much my time management has improved this year, and then proceeded to submit it a literal second before the deadline

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

do any of you guys bake? cause i wanna learn

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

@meowjilix it really is! and then last night we sat and talked about attractive celebrities of all genders, it was great

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

heard my bf casually say to his friends “obviously i’m bisexual” and he’s never said that before so i’m very proud

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

my bf says i can decorate the new house however i want, he is not ready for the amount of pink, barbie, sanrio, and random weird things 😈

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

it was totally just a coincidence that all of his friends are lgbt, and he’s in a relationship with a bi non binary person

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

cause before he always said he wasn’t sure and it was always “maybe i’m bi or smth idk” but to hear him confidently say that makes me so happy! i’m bi too so it’s awesome to know my bf gets it on another level, cause originally he was the supportive ‘straight’ bf

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

it’s now the most expensive pillow i own, but this was my little treat to myself 🙏🏻 adulthood

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

went to buy a new pillow, i was NOT expecting the man who works there to ask me to lie on one of the beds and test the pillows 😭 i was nearly CRYING with laughter it was so funny, 10/10 customer service

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

i told him i needed a new pillow cause my bf destroys them all (he folds them and hugs them and they get all messed up)

and at first i was gonna buy two and he was like “no, just get one for yourself and if your bf wants one he can get it with his own money cause he’ll ruin it”

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

we were watching sherlock and literally every 5 minutes it was “they should kiss” “they’re in love” “did you see that? they almost kissed”

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

didn’t expect my bf to be a johnlock shipper but here we are. he would’ve loved tumblr

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

saying this cause my bf is currently talking to his friends on discord and playing a game and i’m jealous 😡 i want friends to hang out with online

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

someone pleaaaase add me on discord and we can call and talk shit over the weekend 🫶🏻

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

you can dm me if that’s what you’re comfortable with!

and lmk what games you play, we can play together if i have them ❤️ maybe roblox 👀

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

cause my weight fluctuates A LOT and it makes me really insecure and it’s just nice to know that no matter what the scales say, my partner just sees me

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

told my bf i gained some weight recently but managed to lose it again, i asked him if he noticed i looked different at any point and his response was “you just looked like you”

maybe it’s just me but omg. that was the kind of reply i didn’t know i wanted. i wanna marry this man

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

would literally just be working to put my baby in childcare so that i can work, so that i can afford childcare, so that i can work, so that i can-

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

was looking into childcare so i can get a job and realised that if i did that i would literally just earn enough to pay for childcare and nothing else

[B 🏴‍☠️ @PIRATEBOOBS]

if my baby was in childcare full time and i worked full time i’d basically earn £20 a day once you take away childcare costs

if she did part time and i worked part time i’d have about £5 leftover per day