jacozão

a vida sem ser livre não é vida para ninguém 🍁

[Ligue 1 McDonald's @Ligue1]

SELEÇÃO DAS QUINAS 🇵🇹

[crazy ass moments in portuguese politics @politicanatuga]

Former President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa partakes in a university tradition that involves kicking graduates in their rears (2026).

[Diogo Dantas @diogoXdantas]

O conceito português de dieta é beber Coca-Cola Zero ao lado de um prato capaz de alimentar uma família medieval.

[tosga @Tosga]

O César é que sabe 😁

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Ele contando uma fofoca na velocidade da luz

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

você é americano do bem? (🇧🇷🇧🇴🇨🇱🇨🇴🇪🇨🇬🇫🇵🇪🇸🇷🇺🇾🇻🇪🇨🇦🇲🇽🇨🇷🇨🇺🇯🇲) ou americano do mal? (🇺🇸🇦🇷🇵🇾)

[João Oliveira 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @joaooli2620]

O Cozido a Portuguesa é o resultado de séculos de pobreza do mundo rural, onde o porco era aproveitado até ao casco

[KAYLA PARRILLA @kaylaparrilla]

What a privilege it is to afford a gym, buy healthy food, pay bills, have legs that walk, eyes that see, a brain that functions, work every day, and take our bodies to their full potential.

[jacozão @piripiripapi]

LMFAOOOO

[ARTH @eolorr]

mds a capa do jornal na Colômbia kkkk

“Shakira, mais mundiais que Piqué”

[EL PAÍS América @elpais_america]

‘Hondurasgate’, la supuesta trama injerencista de Estados Unidos e Israel para desestabilizar a México y otros gobiernos progresistas

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[ibbaby❤️👑 @ibkayy_]

Gas is almost $2. Toronto is cold af in May. There are rumors of a new pandemic, groceries are expensive, the job market is shit. The list is unending.

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

mfs when they get infected with a strange new virus:

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[misa ⋆₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎♡ @radiohaedd]

gostar de qm n gosta de vc

[Café com Liverpool @CafecomLFC]

Todo ano, quando estou dando aula sobre a década de 30, sempre tem um aluno que me pergunta como permitiram que as Olimpíadas de 1936 fossem sediadas na Alemanha nazista.

Bom, exatamente assim.

[masha @masha_slp]

being bilingual 🤝 stuttering in both languages

[Lisa Kirbie @lisakirbie]

Good work on the jet, folks. Now, let’s focus on the retroactive FOI changes. This is a very big deal. It’s how we can hold politicians to account and it’s not just for journos and lobbyists, it’s for every citizen in Ontario who wants to question government.

[jacozão @piripiripapi]

Caminho das Índias W

[lena dunham’s third plastic surgeon @intentionalisms]

The fact that Brazil once made a telenovela pastiche of India where every Indian was played by a mixed-race Brazilian and the premise was taken 100% seriously should be common knowledge