Jay_Pirisy

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[ian🕷️ @ianwontmiss_]

Dating a bitch who is accessible to other men is embarrassing as fuck

[Rees @mrtesh1_]

Nimeenda kubuy tissue nikapata imefika 50.

[0n13! @a_mkenya]

Sharp boy to sharp boy 😂

[Manori. @manori036]

Ukiwa Hebanos alafu FBI waingie.

[Benaaĥ🔥📍 @solana_ke1]

What a fucking truth💯💯

[y☄️ @ylazy8]

The road seems unclear here, but a moving man is a moving man 🥹

[Jay_Pirisy @Pirisy1]

@Kimathi_One Wewe kalia tuu deposit juu wangu alikuja hadi akapaka Rangi when it was worse, after moving out alijifanya hajawahi jua hio shida😅😅

[Jay_Pirisy @Pirisy1]

@thekognitive @grace_sybille Then Tell me why he had to wait after nimemfuata for a more than a month for him to give me this, saa hio as I was moving out painters walikuwa washaanza job hata before I cleared everything😂😂😂

[Jay_Pirisy @Pirisy1]

@thekognitive @grace_sybille I wish I took a video had I known, The house had wet walls so paint used to come off on a note that sometime in my tenancy the landlord repainted a few houses that had the problem because he knew,anyways that was just one bedroom the rest of the house hata sidhani walirepaint

[Jay_Pirisy @Pirisy1]

@shikumungai_ Ole Sereni, Safari Park or PrideInn Azure

[ıɹn⊥ @OnlyOneTuri]

Clapped for others till it was my time, new contract iko ndani ndani!!😭😭

[FrankReign🇰🇪 @FrankUtdRx]

"Na Sifuna asiposhinda?"

[My heart is in Toulouse @Tee_Felicit]

There is this annoying stereotype where ati ju Mimi ni mluhya, watu (middle class) wanapenda kuniuliza kama najua anyone in the village who can become their maid.
First of all, fuck you.

[NextOfKin @Okumu_001]

Aibu ya kua graduate and still not being able to even sustain yourself hairuhusu vijana kuenda ushago buana

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya now expects more than Sh75 billion for Ebola preparedness and response.

Here is how the funds are expected to come in:
– Sh51.8 billion from the World Bank
– Sh21 billion from the US
– Sh2.6 billion from the National Treasury

[kimonski @officiialex]

New barber amenitoa from a 4 to a 2.5, kofia ni pesa ngapi aki

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

If shit goes according to plan in October

[Nigel @ignitive3_0]

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