@hicharliecotton Huge mistake. Much harder to blame imaganery boogeymen now. UNLESS he blames the aliens that he revealed a few weeks ago. The grey ones, not the brown ones...
@b_co_co Your friend is fake but if he were real then he would be a terrible investor because "maxing" your 401k contributions for 20 years should give you a balance like 3x higher than that.
@c_f_Bears18@PenguinSix Obviously the entire "report" has been doctored but to me this was the funniest part. What kind of doctor would make note of a tiny scar and make sure to note how he got it? Was this doctor Heath Ledger's Joker?
@gatorgar@chanwalrus We spent 1,500 times more on military spending than public broadcasting in 2025. I wonder which of those spending areas is being more frivolous with tax dollars? The only way to know for sure is to spend 50% more in the military next year.
@VinceMancini@GQMagazine Vince, this line is absolute poetry:
"This is America in 2026: the students are all locked in esoteric blood feuds and the teachers are all dead."
@RepFine@BrendanCarrFCC I know you gotta bark for the Yak Woman and all but dude, this is some pathetic, beta man shit. What happened, the Bad Bunny make your wife go into heat for the first time in 20 years?
@marie_ide80526@TimHannan Oh man, sounds scary. Any news articles on it or maybe any single piece of documentation you can share? Or did the aliens take the evidence back to Klaxion 4?