squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.
With the NHL allowing players to play in the Olympics again, all I can think about is how Johnny Gaudreau should be out there with the American team. He is badly missed #Olympics2026