Pissed Screenwriter

A disgruntled, annoyed, pessimistic, and wily fellow AKA a Screenwriter. Bitter towards the Hollywood system...until it hires me. Then we're BFF's!

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You have ur morning #coffee & then this happens. #GetTheFuckOut #HurryUp #CoffeeProblems #2 ☕💩 #StupidSharedOffice

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Thanks #WarrenBeatty for reminding us how truly awesome #TheAviator is.
#RulesDontApply #ButTheyDoToYou

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Read #TheOldManAndTheSea. Thanks for basically saying don't chase your #dreams. It'll end up being eaten by #sharks. #Yikes #ShakeItOff

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@SarahKSilverman From politifact website.

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If, when I'm done tonight, I look like this guy...#MissionAccomplished #Drinker #hardlife #writers #screenwriting

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Sorry about the lack of tweets. I went to find God. Found 3 wise men instead. #JackDaniels #JimBeam #JoseCuervo #writersgonnawrite #amirite

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In #Hollywood comic book movies are becoming like assholes. Everyone's got one. #amirite #WednesdayWisdom #screenwriting #IdLoveToSellOut

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NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR HANDS #DonaldTrump ! Stop fucking keeping it relevant!!!! #please #LetItDie #LetitGo #GetOverIt #ForFuckSake

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Today: Many of you will use this as an excuse to drink.
For me: It's another Thursday. #GetOnMyLevel #HardDrinker #HappyStPatricksDay 🍀🍻👍

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As long as George Lucas isn't fucking involved #IndianaJones 5 might be ok. #ForReal #film #movies #DontFuckItUp #Again

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Don't you just love fucking up at work?! #DayJob #GotYelledAt #TGIF #FML #IWillSmileTodayBecause #whiskey #AllOfIt #FridayFuckup #ForReals

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#OnceUponATime copying #BackToTheFuture in #S3Ep21. Fucking really?! You even called it out! #badform #comeon #MartyMcFly #DocBrown #RealOGs

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...I care about #LegoBatman. #represent #Lego #Batman #HatersGonnaHate
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Fuck yeah he did! https://t.co/MyyGqUPrJS

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You ever spill #coffee on your writing samples before a meeting w/a Producer? #GuessWhatHappened #FML #writerslife #screenwriting #betrayal

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Debating about live tweeting the #Oscars2016. Either way I gotta go to store for #booze. #SilverLining #whiskey #screenwriter #film #movies

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#BTW all of those films were originally spec scripts. I'm just saying I'd love for the chance to sellout. #LikeABoss #film #screenwriting

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#LethalWeapon: Being rebooted for TV
#TrainingDay: Being rebooted for TV
#Taken: Being rebooted for TV

I'm over here w/my spec like #FML

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I bet my script would be awesome, too, if it were doctored by #CoenBrothers. I'm looking at you #MattCharman! @BridgeofSpies #Congrats #film

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What're my #Oscar2016 plans? To be drunkenly screaming at the TV in a bar...per tradition. #ImNotJealous #YesIAm #FML #PassTheWhiskey