Casper Johns

Shit talker+ Author of 'How to look good while cumming.' Beloved father of three unknown Mexican children.

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@elonmusk When you use a public washroom, do you give your cocknest a good scratch, until the urinal puck looks like Nelson Mandela's hairbrush?
#pollievre #oprah

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Guillermo del Toro needs to direct an episode of Degrassi Jr. High
#FillUpMmabathoStadium #DiedSuddendly #ThisBodyWorksForMe

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@KaylaChowShow Vagina

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@georgehahn She looks like Ron Perlman after a facial.

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@JennyJohnsonHi5 Told ya.
One of the best comedies ever made.
Even better than Deliverance

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@JennyJohnsonHi5 Christian Bale in American Psycho is comedy gold.

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@Nothennyfr Elon

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Spice up your sex life, with Old El Paso.

#KanyeHitler

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@thedrowsybird Cum!

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@elonmusk Cum!

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@FrivviFox I also make that face when I smell my pizza farts.

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@itsjuststephfox If it's leg day, try a few squats to pick up your garbage in the corner.

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@stellerarts Elon

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@Nothennyfr Sorry, I was jacking off.
What was the question..?

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@LakeSuperior Remember that time I came in you?

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@colleenmmcg Shucked oysters, hey?
Enjoy those horrendous farts!

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@MiillyMom I'll have to go for the pizza.
That looks like too much dairy.

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@reyesbaddie The demon cat on your couch.

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@iUsedToBeADuck Spike

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@georgehahn @MichaelRapaport @YouTube Don't piss him off.