Chris Morse

Just a lucky nerd in search of ice cream. I help people with all sorts of technology whatnots (and find homes for wayward ice creams).

[FrameworkGRC @framework_grc]

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[Chris Morse @PitchforkDBA]

@virginiamriles @Molly_Kats That's why I use subtitles now.

[Chris Morse @PitchforkDBA]

@candabearz @Cassiecoll He's hired!!!

[Chris Morse @PitchforkDBA]

"...Because it's delicious" is a valid justification for most things on a Monday.

[Chris Morse @PitchforkDBA]

@candabearz #fabulous https://t.co/3VIn32DaMo

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The #llamadrama is over, but the owners of two Arizona llamas say one has grown distant http://t.co/Jtp1E8jamd

[Chris Morse @PitchforkDBA]

Dear Blue Bell, I will gladly volunteer to test your ice creams. I have my own spoon and everything.

[Chris Morse @PitchforkDBA]

I wish vegetables tasted more like cake. And were the consistency of cake. I wish vegetables = cake.

[Juvo Technologies @JuvoTec]

We officially started our weekend with a wiffle ball scrimmage! #alleycats #juvocrew #HappyFriday

[Chris Morse @PitchforkDBA]

Today, we whiffle..

[Chris Morse @PitchforkDBA]

I'm going to stop doing stuff I'm really bad at. First up, folding fitted sheets. Nobody's that smart.....

[Chris Morse @PitchforkDBA]

yes. #icecream #parametricgoodness