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⁅sᴏᴄɪᴏᴘᴀᴛʜ⁆ — Ｓｉｐｈｏｎｅｒ

#ᴛʜᴇᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇᴅɪᴀʀɪᴇs

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—ɴᴇᴡ ᴋᴀɪ, ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ Fᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ.

—ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ.

—ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ᴅɪᴀʀɪᴇs/Tʜᴇ Oʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟs.

—Sᴇᴀsᴏɴs - ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ.

—ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ.

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God.. i want a cupcake.

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Fuck the new year bullshit.. new you? New them? New everything. What, because a predicted calender called it? Someone give me gum. Wait. Where is gum girl? Totally miss her.

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Y a w n s.

Dramatically.

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Psst, Clarice.
You should try less on the soap.

You're no opera.

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Wowsie.
Can you all, like. Stop being annoying and bringing me back and forth.

I'm not bon jovi, wanted dead or alive.

And you all say i'm a psycho....

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You know, i honestly thought Damian was babysitting me most of the time but then i realised, whoah.

I had to remind him to keep it PG because Eleanor acted like a child continously, like ugh. Lets stop that.

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Fireball emoji.

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@GeminiDescended “Oh god, please stop.. i don't want some fan club cheering their way.”

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Ah Mystic Bores.

I can honestly say you gotta rename the town to Mystic Gilbert.

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[Smirks.]

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Camouflaged, duh!

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@CrazyEGilbert Please tell me you called a clean up squad?

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@CrazyEGilbert [Boops her nose.]

Hi.

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Now we all wish she did! Am i right?

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Anyhoo..
Life is like gum, and i'm yet to figure out why.

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Honestly. Who creeps up like that? It's so obvious.. heartbeat, sound, how you normally respond. Eh.

[Shrugs, dusting of his hand.]

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[Sighs heavily noticing his movements, raising his hand to send Damon back with an utter of a spell.]

Really?

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Wow clearly someone never passed school..

So. There's an organ, in your chest that pumps blood around your system? And like. It's the heart? So.. the reason why i'm still alive?

Is because of my organ.

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Aw, you forgot my smell?
You loved it before.

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@AVindictiveFate [Blows a bubble and pops it to her glare.]

Oof, if you glare just a little harder you could probably glare like right through me. You know? Like you got a spaceships lazer guns, pew pew.

[Makes gun fingers.]