Pitlane Mike F1

Formula One. The Greatest Show on Earth.

#f1 #grandprix @F1

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

Leave me alone. Just resting my eyes.

#monza #MonzaGP #ItalianGP #f1

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

Thanks to everyone updating that we have an upcoming race start.

I don’t have broadband, cable television, an internet-enabled phone, eyes, ears or access to a race calendar.

#monza #MonzaGP #ItalianGP #f1

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

Predictions anyone?

#monza #MonzaGP #ItalianGP #f1

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

@CavallinoRampa2 Well, if Australia still had a GP then we’d all know.

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

How’s this format…

Yesterday was qualifying that doesn’t count as qualifying.

Now it’s a race that doesn’t count as a race.

What an idiotic circus.

#monza #f1 #ItalianGP

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

Respectable effort from Kubica, actually.

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

@GBrown84 The commentators seem to be convincing us to find this fascinating. Nap now.

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

I’m still recovering from Rosberg’s piss revelation.

It has spoiled my day.

I suppose this is why it’s called the cockpit.

#zandvoort #dutchgp

[f 🇬🇭 @finnandoalonso]

Nico rosberg has just casually said he used to piss his pants in the car on the grid rather than get out and go the toilet

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

@ni_kki__ Good point. Didn’t appreciate I had a laundromat engineer in my feed. I’m very much a steamer man.

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

BREAKING: Russel’s race suit needs an iron.

#ZandvoortF1 #zandvoortgp #f1 #dutchgp

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

Wish they just qualied for an hour.

This three sessions to keep maximum cars in the track adds nothing to the spectacle.

Why? F1 fans don’t enjoy just hearing cara go vroom.

#ZandvoortF1 #zandvoortgp #f1 #dutchgp

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

@sintoista I miss Heikki.

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

Kubica? Alonso? What happened? Rained off? Why the old replay?

#ZandvoortF1 #zandvoortgp #f1 #dutchgp

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

Give me your predictions.

How many seconds off the pace will Kubica be?

#ZandvoortF1 #zandvoortgp #f1 #dutchgp

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

Lordy, there’s nothing like the relaxed confidence of a one-time WDC champion doing commentary.

#ZandvoortF1 #zandvoortgp #f1 #dutchgp

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

I’m going to pin my international reputation to this call:

Kubica will lap at least as quickly as a safety car.

#ZandvoortF1 #zandvoortgp #f1 #dutchgp

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

There you go, FOM, you can do a little banking. Good on you, you brave little guys!

Now, get serious. We want a superloop!

#ZandvoortF1 #zandvoortgp #f1 #dutchgp

[Glenn Freeman @glennfreeman39]

If Mercedes helps de Vries into a 2022 Williams #F1 drive it’ll be hard to have much sympathy for Red Bull over the matter. They have 4 cars and they didn’t want to put Albon in one of those, so they can’t be too upset if their hope of putting him somewhere else doesn’t come off

[Pitlane Mike F1 @PitlaneMike]

@CroftyF1 @SkySportsF1 Oh come on. Surely they can try harder to ruin the spectacle, this sport need bow to no-one in that regard.