PITP Meltdown

Words of wisdom from the people of Ellesmere Port. Not affiliated with the FB page Pride In The Port. Views not our own, obvs. Submissions welcome.

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We tweet as often as we can but it's impossible to keep up on PITP, as you well know! If you see anything we've missed, tweet us & we'll RT.

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In real need of a Santa or Elf visit tomorrow at 2-30, at a restaurant in Chester.... For the 9 little ones in our family, money, and parking will be paid ,,, no time wasters plz

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Glad I am not the only one who thinks he is a perv with the drone

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Setting us up for a 15min town. #fucktheestablishment

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i give him a tangfastic on the way past once and he was on the verge of crying

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haha to the tampons especially 👍🏼

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It's wat the tories do to yer.

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How come Cambridge Road smells like pasties?

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Bought 2 large mixed kebabs , lots of meat left, free to anyone who can pick up

UPDATE somebody on way to collect,

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Is it against the law to do a viking funeral??

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How can I get Maccies delivered over the wezzy please

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Have the travlers been round they took a tumble dryer from my front door once.

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Has anyone been to 22 parklands today and took a oven and a dryer as it wasn't yours to take and I https://t.co/xnCfngAt7e back please thankyou

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Whoever was shining a torch through my bedroom window at 6am this morning? The police have been informed.

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If anyone is going to Asda today, would you mind seeing if they sell a Batman birthday cake please? I don’t want to have a wasted journey if they don’t sell it! Thanks

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{Redacted} been Recorded trying properties on stanny and wolverham

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUSS ABBOT

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Mum's probs a smack head getting nobbed by their uncle.

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In hospital at min would any1 nip shop buy me some baccy please amber leaf preferably do have some papers left

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probably tripping his box off

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Always take something out with you like deodorant or something just to be safe x