-Anchor Protocol (Terra): 19.5% - 20% APY (Algorithmic stablecoin collapse)
-Celsius Network: Up to 18% APY (Rehypothecated balance sheet black hole)
-Pillow Fund: Up to 14% APY (Automated management unwind)
-Vauld, Hodlnaut, & Zipmex: Up to 12% - 14% APY (Contagion dominoes)
-Voyager Digital: Up to 12% APY (Unsecured credit defaults)
-BlockFi: Up to 9.25% APY (Shadow banking liquidity crunch)
-Gemini Earn / Genesis: Up to 7.4% APY (Institutional loan desk freeze)
Same candy, different cycle.
Surely, it will turn out differently this time with $STRC offering 11.5%, right?
In the words of the great @HodlMagoo:
"Don't be a retard."
(@comic is excluded)