*maniacal laughing coming from speaker* Well well well, if it isn’t my goon friends Plap Man and Throbbin!
Plapman: You’ll never get away with this stroker
My dragon girlfriend (461F, unemployed) is convinced I (27M, blacksmith) only want her for her scales. How do I convince her that the armor I forge with the shedded scales is highly renowned across the realm, helping me provide for our family of eleven?