Toot-toot Minimus

[Toot-toot Minimus @PizzaOrDeath]

@TootTootFae @7thSignals *licks lips in blissful anticipation*

[Toot-toot Minimus @PizzaOrDeath]

I hear my Name invoked! What foolish mortal calls upon the Major General of the Za Lord's Guard? There had best be pizza involved...

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@PadawanMolly You left Santa PIZZA? Quickly, My @Za_Lord, can you turn me into a reindeer for a night?

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@myyrdneopia @kierabot You had pizza... and you didn't SHARE?

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@Za_Lord And there was pizza, my lord! Enough to feed a legion of us!

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@Za_Lord Three of our number were concussed by the explosion! The lesson has been learned: feed not the Za Lord's beasts!

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@Za_Lord WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HAPPY PAPA JOHN DAY, MY LORD OF PIZZA!

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I don't understand this "Father's Day" thing. Does it involve Papa John's? Do we get garlic butter dipping sauce, oh @Za_Lord?

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*returns in seconds, dropping the stick at Harry's feet, snatching the pizza from the oven, and streaking out of the store* WAHOOOOOOOOO!

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*zooms through the store, scattering displays in his wake*

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I shall find a stick, my lord of pizza! And it shall be the finest stick you have ever witnessed! *salutes, knocking himself in the head*

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@Za_Lord Your wizard stick, yes! *eyes oven distractedly, salivating*

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You mortals and your clocks. So concerned about time. Yes, off the clock!

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Yes, yes. And then I get the pizza? *smacks lips*

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@Za_Lord Indeed, my lord! The pizza car visits there often! And there are so many donuts... *eyes glaze over*

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*sheathes sword warily* If you insist. But I'd keep an eye on that one. In fact, I'll devote several of the Guard to constant surveilance.

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*flourishes cocktail sword in an impressive and intimidating pattern*

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*looms over @PadawanMolly and @GravePI* Shall I slay them for you, my lord?

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*rounds on @PadawanMolly* And you! Treacherous one! Members of the Za Lord's Elite have espied her *sporting* with this enemy!

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This is the fiend I spied surveiling you, with the box with the long nose and the eye on the end! I crippled his vehicle for you!