— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚!

𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐡𝐞𝐚 𝐜𝐮𝐳 𝐈'𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧' 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓.

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬...

《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐏𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐚 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞! 》

🍕 #PizzaTowerRP | #MVRP
🍕 Written by #AzunaFrost

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

Time to open up…

[ His back feels especially brittle today. ]

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

// I FORGOT THAT WAS MY BIO LMAO

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

// Yes I watched the mario movie, yes it did kind’ve gimme muse 🥲

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

// *sighs and logs back in here*

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

it’s true, i did it

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

and you wonder why i don’t

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

[ GRABBING HIM BY THE HEAD. ]

AUUGH, THATS RICH COMING FROM YOU

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

IT’S AN AFFRONT TO GOD, THAT’S-A WHY

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

0 Days without Making My Hernia Worse

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

I DON’T CARE, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING MAYONNAISE ON FUCKING PIZZA?

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

YOU DON’T-A EVEN MAKE PIZZA, WHAT ARE YOU ON?

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

you better fucking not

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

[ Is woken up by slurs. ]

. . .

[ Goes the FUCK back to sleep. ]

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

// Mario here is how I imagine Peppino sounds like https://t.co/M3bfiErDbE

[— 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚! @PizzaPieing]

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[𝒢𝓊𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓋𝑜 @PizzaPastaNRats]

She-a pizza on my tower till I cheese