J. Pizzle

Think of me as Socrates meets Samuel L. Jackson...

[J. Pizzle @Pizzle_]

@USCkyle @ATRightMovies Watch Boondocks Saints.

[J. Pizzle @Pizzle_]

I hope somebody passed Aubrey mustard at dinner. No matter what he asked for…mustard. “Can you pass the casserole?” Mustard. “Can I get that turkey?” Mustard. #OVHeaux

https://t.co/KfxrBHlDQy

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I’m only here to post this video and hope @SamuelLJackson hears it…

https://t.co/dBAg3cneq9

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Gotta love it when @uber says there are “no drivers available”, but when you try 15 seconds later and the price goes up $10, somebody is right around the corner…

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@Bobtastiik Fam, I grew up watching that show…always had me rolling. #YoungMrGrace

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Does @Uber up the driver’s cut when they jack these prices up? It cost me $30 to get from my house to the airport…now they want double to get back. Tabarnak.

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@iAmOstroud @_AWat_ @camillennialism I will give you Patti at 1, but this is a close 2 for me: https://t.co/j6YU2P3aiP

[J. Pizzle @Pizzle_]

@bluestdeuce Likewise bro…I pop up in here occasionally to keep an ear to the streets. Check in on my people.

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@DHPIV I have 6 weeks left working in the Boston area…exactly how hard should I celebrate when the @Canes win this series? Also, what should I do if it’s a sweep?

[UNC Barstool @UNCBarstool]

Glad they were all there to witness that L

[J. Pizzle @Pizzle_]

⁦⁦@TheLewisBlack⁩ one of my favorite bits of yours…

[J. Pizzle @Pizzle_]

@DurhamBulls Available for purchase or…???

[J. Pizzle @Pizzle_]

I know a lot of y’all hate Jason Shitlock for various reasons. I’ve never paid any attention to the guy so I don’t really care. But this is the second time I’ve seen him give Rashad McCants air time. Dude…are you trying to kill your career?

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

"Michael Jordan is the biggest fraud in the history of sports." -- Rashad McCants former North Carolina Tar Heel, former NBA player. McCants backs Scottie Pippen

[J. Pizzle @Pizzle_]

You should take a walk from LA to Japan…

[RapTV @Rap]

Is Drake in 2021 bigger than Michael Jackson at his peak⁉️🤔

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Was this a record for most consecutive Stunners? Somebody check the record books…

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

“He’s talkin’, he’s walkin!”

20 years ago today, @steveaustinBSR returned to Monday Night Raw and delivered a Stunner to almost everybody in the ring 💀

(via @WWENetwork)

[J. Pizzle @Pizzle_]

Memento mori...

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It ain’t even about the sports. Fuck that whole institution.

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#ihatedukemorethan flat beer, flat tires, flat titties and flat asses...pancakes are for breffis not bodies.

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The older I get...the more barren the soil.

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Story of my life...

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That dude who tried to say Aubrey Graham was a pioneer for doing shit artists had done for decades before Aubrey Graham got shot on Degrassi.

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You are, and I don’t say this whole heartedly, a fucking idiot. Full enunciation. Hard “-ing”. I hope you lose your job.