J.P. Longpre

America was never great but it was certainly better than whatever it is today. 🚫 MAGA or Pedophile Trump lovers.

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

Imagine 340 million people getting fucked....

By this guy 🤪🤪🤪 (Twice!)
#Trump

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Stop using the Iran war to cover up the Epstein files.

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@RJohnson764 @Jenniferl554563 @WeAreCanProud Awww....you seem miserable....that makes real Canadians happy....keep crying you piece of shit! We love it

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@JohnPerkins33 @MarcNixon24 You know, now, I gotta ask...who's #1?

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@TruthFringe @bethanybelton Here comes fRInge twooTh and fwIEndS with the faxx ya'll!

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@MikeCanning7 @Martyupnorth Some Canadians are so fucking stupid...wait...maybe they really are American?

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@Nanceasaurus Real Canadians are glad you're miserable. Keep crying....we love it...oh, and please comment on this so we can laugh some more at YOU!

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Tonight the NY Times confirmed what we already suspected

Trump is a pedophile

And his administration is covering up his crimes

The midterms can't come fast enough

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@Jenniferl554563 @WeAreCanProud Yep...but don't tell the bots that!

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@Lou00Jaffe @WeAreCanProud @SeakasPerson You're miserable. That makes really Canadians happy. Keep crying. We love it!

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@Cekr4u2 @WeAreCanProud Oh, Trump said. Must be accurate.

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@FW19520 @WeAreCanProud Name one.

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@GuntherEagleman Remember when tarrifs would level the trade deficit... the businessman strikes out again!

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@GuntherEagleman What promise did he keep? Wasn't the price tag to taxpayers.

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@ChrisWickNews Sounds like bullshit.

[shelbystardust @shelbystardust]

I met one of my biggest online haters IRL. He pretended to be a fan.

He and his friend came up to me at an event and told me they recognized me & loved my work. I thanked them and told them to pull up their X accounts so I could follow them.

I instantly recognized his username. This man had called me a whøre, a slut, a libtard, you name it.

But why was he simping to my face?

Because in the real world, every MAGA incel is a little coward bıtch who stands for absolutely nothing.

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@actingliketommy @BrilynHollyhand The answer is skin deep

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@flippintipsy @RepRobertGarcia They couldn't. You know this. You support a pedophile and probably masturbate to the idea of fucking children too. Gross

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@sherrydevillie2 @RepRobertGarcia You must love flicking your bean while the images of Trump fucking children fill your brainwashed mind. Gross.

[J.P. Longpre @PizzleThinks]

@RepRobertGarcia Put a selection of very attractive couches in the Situation room as bait. It'll work, It'll work.