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New at Pizzo Hut! Vaccinated-only buffet and salad bar! (Sneeze guards are now at the register.)

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Well, for anyone who cares, I'm done here. #Elon can go fuck himself. @elonmusk I look forward to your impending bankruptcy. #Elonbuystwitter #EatShitElon

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@SusannaHoffs I'm 45 and will never get tired of this. ❤

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@DougBenson The sunglasses are an unfair advantage to 4. I vote 3 + 😎

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@DougBenson Yay! Love your pods, hope to see you on the road soon!

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@ConanOBrien I saw a story about a 2400 pound pumpkin today and thought of you. 😁

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@CoreyRForrester The weirdest part is this showed up under "Outdoor Brands" in my feed. 🤷‍♂️

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@DougBenson What is happiness, really? Just a chemical reaction when it comes down to it. Am I happy? Well, I'll put it like this. I've been studying chemical engineering for a very long time. 😎🤘

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@FuturamaDay Thr Indy 500 was today! There were no survivors.

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@Ariel_Comedy I really like stand up comedy. It's an art form that is so important and so underappreciated. But. What I LOVE is a standup who can pivot on a dime, speak their mind, and roll with it like they've had beers thrown at them before. Here's to you! 🍻

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@alyankovic I believe your greatest work in animation was one Cheese Sandwich.

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@TheJohnDiMaggio @AsaHutchinson @POTUS I love that you have this to post at these fools.

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@EllisMate 10-some! Go!

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@SimpsonsQOTD I use this line every time I tell someone about how I broke my neck. True story. #butimfeelingmuchbetternow

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@levarburton Does reading this tweet count?

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Me eating the @DiGiorno too quick out of the oven.

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@Tully @rushkoff Loved the episode, but I think he's a bit off when it comes to the effect of tech. Should we all be hunter/gatherers and live in caves? Tech is what keeps us alive, i.e., vaccines, just to name one.

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@FuturamaDay Nope. I will watch every episode 1000 times, but can't/won't rewatch that one.

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@EllisMate I hope you've seen this. If not, enjoy! 🤣

Little bastard even does a spin to show off! 🤣🤣🤣

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@Tully "The problem is that canonically Ariel’s bottom half is cod, whereas in this new trailer she appears to be half mahi-mahi—yet another example of the Left’s “woke” anti-whitefish agenda."

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@hiitaylorblake Nature. So freaking cool.