Sir Ben Jammin Osbourne

[Sir Ben Jammin Osbourne @PJ6922]

And yes the catch phrase will be meow on, meow off

[Sir Ben Jammin Osbourne @PJ6922]

I’m starting a company called Meow On. It is an automatic food dispenser (for cats) that releases food when they meow.

[Sir Ben Jammin Osbourne @PJ6922]

Imagine if the human race could get along. I bet we’d be making movies of us taking over other planets rather than Aliens invading us.

[Sir Ben Jammin Osbourne @PJ6922]

My first bong rip was more special than my first kiss

[Sir Ben Jammin Osbourne @PJ6922]

I’m in the best shape I’ve been in in years and I still doubt I could do the 80 crunches required for the pacer test.

[Sir Ben Jammin Osbourne @PJ6922]

Is the glass half full or half empty? They’re both real, but what kind of spirit do you have? 🅿️🌊

[Sir Ben Jammin Osbourne @PJ6922]

Proud to announce that I will NOT be selling It Works products!

[Stefán @elgatoabeja]

Meowdy

[sky @_skylarmd]

Who needs a boyfriend when you have sandstorm by mereba and JID

[Sir Ben Jammin Osbourne @PJ6922]

You know what Bieber? I’m not going to lie to you we might die

[Sir Ben Jammin Osbourne @PJ6922]

Tag someone who can’t hang

[Sir Ben Jammin Osbourne @PJ6922]

Rip my lungs

[Sir Ben Jammin Osbourne @PJ6922]

Still waiting on Willy Wonkas Thanksgiving dinner chewing gum...

[Funny Vines @FunnyViness]

LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂

[Sir Ben Jammin Osbourne @PJ6922]

Chivalry is dead because women killed it.