Peter Halfpenny

Dad, Boyfriend & Fuckin' legend

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

It's legal to take a vehicle with expired test to a booked MoT or to/from a place of repair.
@TheRAC_UK @RAC_Care will leave you pushing a motorcycle on the M60 ringroad when the newly fitted chain fails leaving you stranded. Complaint reply? "No Mot, no recovery. That's the law"

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@DVLAgovuk I've been trying since August for the licence I applied for in June. Online service inaccessible for me and I need my licence in hand to start work. Get your act together

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

@DVLAgovuk if we try your phone lines at 0759, it says closed. Hit dial at 0800 on the second and "all lines are busy" are you even taking calls? Webchat is the same. Emails go unanswered.

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

@DVLAgovuk if we try your phone lines at 0759, it says closed. Hit dial at 0800 on the second and "all lines are busy" are you even taking calls? Webchat is the same. Emails go unanswered.

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

@hibzsta___ Pretty shitty but have to say to OP that “white” has fuck all to do with it

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

Cheeky bastards about no homeless veterans
#army #VeteransLivesMatter

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@Anna_Soubry @JoCoxFoundation Hitler would say that it’s an insult to the Nazi name. Politicians are more like vampires. Blood sucking bitch

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@BBCRadio2 Steve no a stillage and silage are two different things

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

7th Wigan Beavers are looking for any raffle prizes for their summer fair if anybody can help by sharing? Reply to me and I’ll put you in touch. Many thanks! #wigan

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

Rip off bog roll helps staff get in touch with their inner selves @xsmanchester

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

@WeAreManyEU @mstrailstar @DailyMailUK Ruling made by Romanian judge using EU law?

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

How can you choose to allow grotesque and violent videos on @facebook yet I get a 30 day ban for this? Double standards

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

@RadioCity2 come on Eileen
Can hear you in Lancaster still

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

Just joined Pinterest! You should follow me: https://t.co/oIYb4IiUIz via @pinterest

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

Just saw an old payslip.My current monthly salary is less than my DEDUCTIONS were at HO @jaxseesit @ehodgson92 ha ha ha part time sucks ass

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

@jaxseesit glad Em finally made it and who was the other guy pfft haha What's Kaz upto?

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

@jaxseesit @ehodgson92 oh yes...hell of a lot calmer fixing pushbikes...How is everyone?

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How many years has it been and yet the other day I answered the phone "Hello Housing Options" It's effin HALFORDS!!! @jaxseesit @ehodgson92

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

@GMPSalfordWest how hard is it to hand yourself in?? Officers don't seem to want to take their calls today

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

@GMPSalfordWest did you have to emtpy the soil on the carpets?? They were worth more than the fuckin grow!!

[Peter Halfpenny @PJHalfpenny]

@GMPSalfordWest funny thing is you missed the New Moon taxi that drove down and did a promt u-turn on seeing you :)