Agent of B.I.N.G.E.

I watch TV. A lot. So I figured I tweet about it.

[Chris Jansing @ChrisJansing]

Luke Ball, the communications director for Rep. Matt Gaetz, has resigned, according to a person familiar.
Ball quit out of principle, according to the person. @LACaldwellDC

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“Jobs report blows past expectations as payrolls boom by 916,000 in March”

You know that employer gaslighting for the past year? That “be grateful to have a job” bullshit? It’s over.

[Michael Strahan @michaelstrahan]

#GoodbyeGap update! Momma knows best!

[Agent of B.I.N.G.E. @PJLiveTweets]

The ending! #FalconAndTheWinterSoldier

[Agent of B.I.N.G.E. @PJLiveTweets]

@atrupar Finally someone uses slaps correctly.

[Agent of B.I.N.G.E. @PJLiveTweets]

You have to be really high to pay for sex via cash app. That I am invincible cocaine high.

[Agent of B.I.N.G.E. @PJLiveTweets]

This header feels a lot like a threat right about now.

[Agent of B.I.N.G.E. @PJLiveTweets]

@TeaPainUSA I really want to see his Venmo emojis. 💊🍾💉👧🏼

[Gus @Gus_802]

I think Matt Gaetz forgot that Liz Cheney is related to Dick Cheney.

[Agent of B.I.N.G.E. @PJLiveTweets]

Oh Matt Gaetz is fucked fucked. Chile...

[Agent of B.I.N.G.E. @PJLiveTweets]

Please let this be an April Fools joke.

[Agent of B.I.N.G.E. @PJLiveTweets]

@EmmaVigeland It like she is doing the worm, but suspended in air. Her back and knees have about 6 months before they both snap.

[Agent of B.I.N.G.E. @PJLiveTweets]

@mattgaetz They can’t extort you if you’ve done nothing wrong.

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

Okay. NOW it's infrastructure week!

[Agent of B.I.N.G.E. @PJLiveTweets]

@yfreemark Give us SF to Vegas you cowards!

[Agent of B.I.N.G.E. @PJLiveTweets]

This...is not a good look @mattgaetz

[Agent of B.I.N.G.E. @PJLiveTweets]

Yikes. You have to be really awful to be a famous (or infamous) Republican congressman and not get a gig at Fox. Tucker probably blackballed him.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Fox News Denies Any Serious Conversations With Matt Gaetz: “We Have No Interest In Hiring Him” https://t.co/rrHe4xYXBh

[alexwagner @alexwagner]

The fact that my 75 year-old Asian mom has two shots of the Moderna vaccine in her arm makes me want to cry. The fact that my 75 year-old Asian mom no longer feels safe walking down the street by herself also makes me want to cry. #America

[Agent of B.I.N.G.E. @PJLiveTweets]

@CruzanChoklate Kiehls Ultra Face Cream SPF 30. Combo skin, oily t-zone.

[Maya Harris @mayaharris_]

A 17-year-old is not a "woman."