Patrick Krieger

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

@abbott11 @barstoolsports @Stave24 @BradyWhalen looks like Toal when he was on NO Explode

[MLB @MLB]

#THIS. When you homer on the first pitch you ever see.
https://t.co/HjgBgL5SB6

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

@PKrieger23: Well I can't say I haven't seen this before @PJLaNasa #CriminalMinds #Denard&Kay

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

@abbott11 thanks danz, I'll lez you know how it goes

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

@kelseypetron

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

@Maggie_kriegs I think the more pathetic thing is you having 5% on your phone #needcharger #patrickisbest #ilovemylife #JEAH

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

@ChrisBrito23 sounds good, we need to know by 2:12 pm.

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

@ChrisBrito23 my life's done, do you want to go to chicken terry tomorrow?

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

@ChrisBrito23 Hahahahahaha

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

@ChrisBrito23 alright I'm exhausted

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

I know at work at jimmy johns but this! Sweet lady #goldendollartip

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

Meanwhile: Here is a tiny child dressed as a J.Crew model singing the National Anthem http://t.co/2mz2LXXl5b

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

@kelseypetron oh and what do you mean "you're doing great" like I'm your employee, appreciate sir.

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

@kelseypetron @RoeTide9 not at all hahaha

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

@kelseypetron flight benefits, where ya sending me next!!! I do that

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

I enjoy a chili cheese burrito once in awhile, but come on man, ya can't just do that.

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

Waitress asks if joe would still like his water. Joe replies "yea I need it for my retainer, I'm an old ass" #80yearold

[Patrick Krieger @PKrieger23]

Picking up jimmy johns for the co-workers today, looks like me and Danny have the same job title. @abbott11