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[Perez Hilton @PerezHilton]

Kris Jenner Ditched The Wedding Ring HOURS Before Separation Statement! See The Proof HERE!! http://t.co/HHoUVDeUKu

[DianeSchandevel @schandd]

@JeriLRyan-can u help? #RyanKennedy 4th grader battling brain cancer on hospice wants to trend on twitter. Plz retweet and say a prayer!

[Ryan Seacrest @RyanSeacrest]

"Don't worry about people laughing at you because you're different, laugh at them because they're the same." - @RevRunWisdom

[WSDOT Traffic @wsdot_traffic]

UPDATE: All lanes open on southbound I-5 near Bellingham, 1 lane was blocked at milepost 248 from earlier rock slide. #goodnews

[Adam Berry @AdamJBerry]

.@bengriessmeyer wants to know if I can reach 18k followers by tomorrow! RT and let's see if we can make it happen!

[Trooper Juan Martinez @wspd1pio]

Ok, here we go..The grand total is 78! That's how many collisions troopers responded to yesterday in Thurston and Pierce Co's. #TooMuchH20

[Jason Hawes @Jchawes]

Jeez, so close to the 100k people mark. Come on!! LMAO. Weird, Twitter is the only thing people have a hard time finding me on.

[Rita Dirkse @Plaboom]

@amybruni - looking at pile of red dust beside me. . . .

[Rita Dirkse @Plaboom]

Michelle Dugger is preggers with kid #20!!!!!!!!!!

[Rita Dirkse @Plaboom]

Michael Jackson's doctor is found guilty!!!!!

[SYFY @SYFY]

I'm giving away this #Sanctuaryt -shirt to someone who retweets this note by 5pmPT on 11/7 - http://t.co/7Ucbork5

[DestinationTruthFans @DTonSYFYfans]

http://t.co/AbwDeqAr 26 more tweets to make it a top tweet! let's do it #truthies - open the link, RT and show @joshuagates the love

[DestinationTruthFans @DTonSYFYfans]

"it's ladies night in Candyland" AKA how all the #destinationtruth female fans feel getting to watch @joshuagates on @syfy for 6 hours LOL

[DestinationTruthFans @DTonSYFYfans]

http://t.co/AbwDeqAr 40 more RT's needed & this will be a top tweet!... http://t.co/zNLwzKWd

[Peter Facinelli @peterfacinelli]

Working on Nurse Jackie tonight. Guess I'll be a doctor for Halloween. 🎃 http://t.co/ouvnTElD

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

MT @BorowitzReport: Devastated abt Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries splitting. Wanted to isolate them in same gene pool.

[Rita Dirkse @Plaboom]

@GeorgeTakei yes, VERY little. . . .GW deserves the credit. . . he was in office for most of the ten years. . . let's not forget that!!!!

[Josh Gracin @joshgracin]

This just in "Breaking News"

It's has been reported Chuck Norris has just returned from a trip to Pakistan!

[Stephen Collins @StephenCollins]

A time 4gratitude 2our special ops & military. Let's PLEASE not politicize it, nor get too carried away in celebration. #complicated

[Rob Riggle @RobRiggle]

I wonder how bummed Osama was when he got to hell and realized there were no virgins?