Plaid Jon Stewart

The Plaid Avenger's updates for political satirist and Daily Show host John Stewart

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"I've missed you so much. You don't know what it's like in the real world. Nobody applauds every stupid *bleep* thing that you do."

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On my return back to The Daily Show, "It's like I never left."

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I am in New York, New York

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"Calling what you do debate is like calling pro-wrestling an athletic competition."

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John Oliver did a kick ass job hosting during my absence and is definitely more than capable of replacing me.

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For the first time in a few months I will be doing some show prep. Taking the show back from John Oliver

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I'm currently in New York, New York

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On the question if I watch Jon Oliver hosted shows, "...it's like watching someone have sex with your wife's desk."

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Still not in New York, New York

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John Oliver is holding it down while I'm away. He's more than capable to entirely replace me, honestly speaking.

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I'm not in New York, New York right now.

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"The matzah sucks so bad, they had a robot bring it to you."

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So I've interviewed Neil DeGrasse Tyson twice yet my show opening, the globe is still orbiting the wrong way. We're desperate for funding...

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In New York, New York.

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Per John Hodgman on mergers, "TBTF is the rich man's YOLO." I just hope it's not as abused as YOLO though

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In New York, New York this morning.

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I will defer my hosting duties to John Oliver in the Summer while I focus on movie directing. Don't miss me too much, Fox News.

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In New York, New York tonight.

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I think everyone loved this skit we had about Maple Syrup cartels, except Canada- http://t.co/r0IndabmBe

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In New York, New York doing some show prep. Paul Rudd on the show today