Shah Kun

Don’t take this too seriously, I’m chaotic AF.
This all a parody. I’m allegedly not real.

[T @BOTTLEBLONDEZ]

Give the butch queens makeup brushes again!

[Shah Kun @Plan3tShah]

@4xJawn Hmmm I know music is subjective but… I guess I’ll have to listen as well.

[Garco @garcoxgang]

I love singers. I don’t need you to have sold a single record tbh. If you can do it, I will listen.

[🥀𝓣𝓲𝓪🥀 @NoAverageJoint]

@fatjoe Why weren't you at the parade yesterday? Huh, Blackest Nigga? 🤔

[Shah Kun @Plan3tShah]

@4xJawn That’s the only thing I know. “My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola, eyes are wide like cherry pie”.

[Godzilla @Godzill60740717]

SHADOW VS MEWTWO WAS AMAZING HOLY-

[Shah Kun @Plan3tShah]

The Tsaritsa is definitely the Archangel, she was cursed to lose the ability to love. While also given the authority of love as an archon which she “refuses” to use.

[Shah Kun @Plan3tShah]

Atleast you were able to give him two forms of charity.

[micheal @godsb0y]

hooked up with my unemployed ex last night and i’m pretty sure he stole a $20 off my nightstand

[Shah Kun @Plan3tShah]

Mayor Milkdud PLEASE

[Eric Adams @ericadamsfornyc]

You’re welcome!

[Shah Kun @Plan3tShah]

@4xJawn PLEASE 🤣🤣🤣

[Shah Kun @Plan3tShah]

@sirferrell2

[Shah Kun @Plan3tShah]

@simsimmaaz Gluttony is a sin but so is mixing those two things together

[Shah Kun @Plan3tShah]

Imagine you’re on Grindr chatting with someone strictly because their interests are anime and then somehow he wants me to transition to be his girlfriend because he doesn’t like guys but likes me?

Yes this really happened. No this wasn’t recent. But these are the chronicles of the not so neuro divergent guy.

[Shah Kun @Plan3tShah]

@4xJawn Yeah I’ve seen this in person often.

[Jawn @4xJawn]

This world is filled with slightly insecure people being victimized by extremely insecure people…

[Kay @Dwriteway]

“Self-made” is a big lie.

Someone, somewhere, somehow gave you a chance.

[Shah Kun @Plan3tShah]

Nobody taught you guys as kids that “It’s not always what you know, but who you know”?

[Down South GA Girl 🍑 @peachnamedgizmo]

Networking isn’t new. We learn in elementary the kid that the teacher likes gets to be class monitor, the kid everybody likes gets to be class president & the most valentines. The same logic applies to real life, being friendly & likeable will take you far

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

i don’t agree with every single (often arbitrary) social rule or expectation but they do exist, and while it would be nice for a lot of them to change, y’all don’t really seem interested in changing the ones that would genuinely benefit society as a whole, but you, specifically.