The Keeper of Plans

A Mum, Programme Lead & Scrum Master in Cheshire - having fun and enjoying life!

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

@unharmonic really enjoyed your talk today. It was inspiring and validated some of the things we are doing at Signa with our line managers including rolling out mental health first aid training to them & our PM team.

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

#dc19 Look at defining jobs for great people.

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

#dc19 need to ensure we take into account the “ball ache factor!” when applying PM points to our projects.

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

#dc19 “the truth is not all projects are created equal”. Let’s not assume because 1 PM can handle 6 projects another PM can also do the same. You need to understand the context of the project.

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

#dc19 “I wanted to write fiction. Now I write project plans!”

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

#dc19 “you are not your project”. Project success does not define who you are. Project failure does not define who you are. Our job is not to make projects successful. The odds are against us. 1 in 6 projects saw a budget overrun of 200% in 2018.

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

#dc19 new project v existing project summed up perfectly.

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

#dc19 Zen & the art of PM. “All project management is suffering” “we’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe” How very true!

[Justin Darley @Just_UX]

Vote @Hilaryonline for Manchester Digital board: https://t.co/iXgq1tF7yG

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

@Hilaryonline @shhh_hina It was part of her induction plan to provide food / snacks on a regular basis.

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

@KFC_UKI_Help Northwich, Cheshire outlet is a disgrace. Dirty, bins overflowing, 30m wait on food & burgers thrown together, chips cold.

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

@KFC_UKI your Northwich Cheshire outlet is a disgrace. Dirty, bins overflowing, no clean tables and a 30 min wait on food. Disgusting.

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

@kfc sort your bins and general store cleanliness out in Northwich, Cheshire. Disgusting plus 30min wait on food items.

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

@CuddingtonPri I have an egg in a glass of vinegar on my windowsill - now I understand why!

[Steve Tomkins @stevetomkins]

In the NW and free on Thursday night, this is a great event to attend https://t.co/nco7V5XhSX

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

@CuddingtonPri fabulous performance. The kids were all brilliant and a credit to the school. Hopefully they're not too grumpy tomorrow!

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

@glowing_cactus I would go for bertha or Matilda!

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

@francisrowland @Hilaryonline @stevedesigner Never set these women a challenge ...

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

@HeleneBett the boys look happy x https://t.co/UElfj5Cn4b

[Cuddington Primary @CuddingtonPri]

We are now the sea, seagulls and the Iron Man. #Tattenhall2017

[The Keeper of Plans @Plan_Keeper]

@CuddingtonPri How did the Y3's get on last night - did they all sleep well?