Planet Nine Updates

Your local news source for the totally real, not hypothetical Planet Nine. Feel free to DM DLC suggestions.

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EXTRA UPDATES during past week 🧵:

- The mining operations have finally forged their nine continents.
- Trenchyua
- Mortani
- Nineska
- Nunavan
- Atrua
- Juata
- Noveme
- Fluorioa
- Wrattata

- During said mining operations, new element "Ninenium" has been discovered.

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Ah yes "Twitter" the 24th letter of the English alphabet

[X @X]

look between z and c on your keyboard

hi 👋

[❤️‍🔥Connie 0%❤️‍🔥 @PurgatoryPiss]

Today is the only day you can retweet this

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Ohhhhh my god.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

YouTuber Twomad has reportedly died at 23 years old

Via @tmz

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@EverythingOOC What about Invizimals, bring that shit back

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[❤️‍🔥Connie 0%❤️‍🔥 @PurgatoryPiss]

Rice pudding...

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Shutting down when it says 9 #MyXAnniversary

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@Dexerto @isaac_why what will Grunk do for LTLVC instead

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Two contestants are to be eliminated per round.
14 players compete in the first round, 12 the second, 10 the third and so on...

They will be staying in the stadium a few days before the event.
They are no one of notable importance, but merely necromancers from across the planet.

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The Tri-Monthly Séance Competition.

The game of elimination over the course of seven days.
One game per day. (More info to follow.)
14 contestants from across the planet attend to win the grand prize of Chancellor of their constituency and thus Guardian of the Deceased...
⬇️

[❤️‍🔥Connie 0%❤️‍🔥 @PurgatoryPiss]

We suffer more in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

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The Séance Advocation Agency have announced, the location of the games to be held in Marshland of the continent of Juata.
While it is aesthetically pleasing and helps Mediums channel their minds, risk assessments are held to see if the marshland is still a hostile environment.

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Introducing Henri Bingle.

Henri Bingle, 91, will be the first ever host to present the Tri-Monthly Séance Competition.
This is his first stint in games presentation.

More info soon...

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Two contestants are to be eliminated per round.
14 players compete in the first round, 12 the second, 10 the third and so on...

They will be staying in the stadium a few days before the event.
They are no one of notable importance, but merely necromancers from across the planet.

[Planet Nine Updates @Planet9Updates]

The Tri-Monthly Séance Competition.

The game of elimination over the course of seven days.
One game per day. (More info to follow.)
14 contestants from across the planet attend to win the grand prize of Chancellor of their constituency and thus Guardian of the Deceased...
⬇️

[Planet Nine Updates @Planet9Updates]

Introducing Henri Bingle.

Henri Bingle, 91, will be the first ever host to present the Tri-Monthly Séance Competition.
This is his first stint in games presentation.

More info soon...

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Satellite Fixed.
Resume Transmission.
Live Feed Initiating...
Compiling Information...

Signal Secured, Solar Flare Period End...

Uploading Updates.

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@MiscUpdates Holy shit

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@crisplawliet @YtThumbnails I literally thought the same