Dr. John A. Zoidberg

I am the staff doctor for Planet Express, where I check the humans gills, fins, blow holes and whatever else humans need checking.

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I would be in the Olympics, if dumpster diving was a sport.

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http://t.co/94rGl7mR via @imgur

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http://t.co/7Yzs9Uwp via @imgur

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http://t.co/HlAELFlo via @imgur Hey I know this guy. Wait that's not Bender.

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http://t.co/6o8Wfyxc #America

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I'm nothing but a crustacean trying to get a nut in a squirrels world.

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Everyone gets so mad when I mistake their heart for their stomach when I perform gastric bypass surgery.

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Tip of the day, if you run out of hot sauce for your pizza, just rub a slice cheese down on the ground. It's what I like to call floor gravy

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http://t.co/6xLvVSC4 via @imgur Why not Zoidberg?

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I'm caught in a 6 ring pop holder and it's quite comfortable.

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http://t.co/8JGJcTyU via @imgur

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Just found a dumpster to live in... Who's the hobo now?

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http://t.co/oZHieQPV via @imgur lol

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http://t.co/kOERJOSZ via @imgur check it out gang

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It's Wednesday, but I still feel as frisky as a squid on Tuesday.

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Getting frisky on the west coast.

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#zerofucks

[Dr. John A. Zoidberg @Planet_Expres]

Going to Washington to visit friends. If I had friends.