ShamikaMichelle🌹

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

Good morning From your fav PT 💋

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

“Dating” is wearing me down, because I’m not surprised by anything anymore. My response is, “You’re just another 🥷🏾anyway.” 🤷🏾‍♀️ Idc anymore

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

Saying you lost weight with gummies and tea is INSANE…. If it was that simple you would’ve been done it. Surgery cool if you can afford it 🤷🏾‍♀️

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

If you can drink other alcohol in addition to cut water I’m concerned about your mental health and I’m gonna refer you to AA meetings 😒

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

@1LaMatic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

Everyone knows I’m a Patron drinker, but NYE I was drinking Dussé. I’ve never been so drunk but sober in my life.

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

@DieHardDarrius Why not?????

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

I went on a date and all I could see is how small his hands were. My coworker said small 👐🏾 = small 🍆. Is that true????

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

He pourin me a shot thinking I’m about to get nasty… whole time I’m about to play Laffy Taffy and start dancing like Fabo 🕺🏾

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

I’m never on here, I have a horrible cold laying on my couch applying for jobs 😩

[Persona Non Grata @DeejesusChrist]

Y’all got laid last night?

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

Fact Facts FACTS!!!!

[CASANOVA @CASANOVA_2X]

PEOPLE DON’T ABANDON PEOPLE THEY LOVE… THEY ABANDON PEOPLE THEY WERE USING.

HOPE THAT DON’T GO OVER YOUR HEAD

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

I never wanted to be that nonchalant person that didn’t care about anything, but when I tell y’all giving af is exhausting!!!

[MaltLiquorPapi @LowkeyBrilliant]

Faith Evans just gave me
#dmxfuneral

[💀🖤The WolfeMane 🐺 @Wolfie__Omega]

What’s up Jay lmao

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

Hey friends 🌹

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

The weirdest thing you can do is interrupt somebody’s peace, pursue them, “get” them, and ghost them. So ghetto... Seek therapy

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

I liked fat guys since I was 11. Not obese, but the fine ass ones with a belly that always smell good. Oh and a beard #BeardandBellies #FatNiggaSeason

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

When you fine at 30 you gon be fine forever 😝2 years into forever

[ShamikaMichelle🌹 @PLANETTHICKNESS]

If you consistently feed your faith it will eventually outgrow your fears. Prepare yourself for the great things to come. #MikaWordoftheDay #YallBeenSleepinOnMe #BeWellRested