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Dad

[doomer @uncledoomer]

X is owned by spaceX. part of the valuation of spaceX is the value of shitposters on X. if we do a good job at shitposting, this value goes up. this IPO is historic because i and all my little friends on here are now creating shareholder value by shitposting

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

Broke boy Jeff

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.

[Penny2x @imPenny2x]

I’m gonna call them “my rockets” now that I own SpaceX.

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

@stoolpresidente $265

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

https://t.co/WxY7w7XtUA

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

Couldn't care less about the world cup, y'know?

[Karsen 🐎 @Broncos4six]

Current mood

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

We need to bring back tea bagging

[ken @JaiIpose]

Brah what da fuck. Why teams be opening they butts to da Rams & Eagles

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

@NFL_DovKleiman

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

@OhioTate Can't question a Dad

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

Thanks, sold 1300 cases this month. 😘

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

Everyone go buy a case of high noon this week dammit

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

@TJHitchings

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

https://t.co/n8F2scYgCH

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

@JIMMYEDGAR Hell yeah

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

@gbolles72 happy birthday big dawg

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

RT to help us wish @gbolles72 a happy birthday! 🥳

[Dan Clasgens @DanClasgens]

Dear @YouTubeTV with the @NFL having so many games no longer on Sundays will you be charging less for the NFL Sunday Ticket this season?

[🐸 @PlanetToed]

https://t.co/AP0rsHIdXd