Assjóle Craig

Politically homeless. Arrogant Jerk. Uniparty simps get muted. 🐾Adopt a shelter dog. Support our Veterans. ✝️John 17:16. 🚫DMs

[Assjóle Craig @plannerchode]

@KBensonJpg Shhhh - don’t tell anyone how cheap it is to live in semi-rural areas! My last bar tab for my wife and I was $17! For 2 bottled beers, one large draft, a crown and coke and a Mikes hard lemonade.

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@braves2430 Ground beef hash - meat, potatoes, onion - fried in cast iron and topped with ketchup

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The universe is unimaginably vast, so I have little doubt that extraterrestrial life exists somewhere.

However, anyone that believes aliens are visiting earth definitely has a two-digit IQ. Anyone that paid attention in science class should understand it is impossible.

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@TheStaad I wonder what God thought about Adam and Eve’s attire?

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@fivestarmichael @JesseKellyDC The plebes thought he was a conservative! Hahaha

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@aibytekat Garbage answer. As a hiring level manager the interview would be over if someone spewed that idiocy.

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@dlacalle_IA Is he muslim because he is a moron? Or is he a moron because he is muslim?

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Real ones hate the government… no matter what jackwagon is sitting in the chair.

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@walterkirn Think about it. Narcissism. When the GOP loses big in 2026 and 2028, he is going to say its because he isn’t on the ballot to drive votes.

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@AngelaBelcamino @NYCMayor @grok You mean a charitable food bank?

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@TheStaad As a Catholic, I pray that people follow Jesus, regardless of denomination. Never understood why there is such a preoccupation in the Catholic chirch with a reunification.

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Rage bait…. Of COURSE the Pope is preaching peace. What do people expect him to say? That is his role. There are many roles….

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@CollinRugg Doctor? Low IQ mistake…

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@BowTiedYukon @HardPass4 Unless it has macro mode I’m safe

[Alex Christoforou @AXChristoforou]

Don Tzu: Break an enemy blockade by blockading their blockade.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

[Assjóle Craig @plannerchode]

When you elect degenerates with blackmailable offenses in their past….. then they get blackmailed and controlled like puppets. Sure looks like the Epstein chickens are coming home to roost.

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@PaulMarcoe The principal (corporal punishment was still a thing)

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@LeadingReport When Rush died, the rudder fell off the conservative movement.