David Marjoram

Costa del Seaham. Father, husband, chartered town planner. Views mine only. #safc 👍 Dad! 3 career 180s 🎯 and a painfully high handicap golfer 🏌️‍♂️

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

This place (Twitter/X) just isn’t for me anymore. Thanks for all the interactions over the years and all the best. Ha’way the lads. #safc

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

🇪🇺 #safc #tiltheend

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

I don’t post on here anymore but today deserves one.

#nufc’s derby record is so shite we took pity on them and gave them a head start, and they still couldn’t beat #safc. Dear me.

HA’WAY THE LADS.

🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🟥⬜️🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

Just a little thank you to all at @WiseMenSayPod @RokerReport @WTFSunlunPod @SensibleSAFC @TheShipyardCat and @BilbaoBlackCats for all your efforts this year. Really enjoyed all your content. All the best for 2026.

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

@mhardysport Fair play Martin, I didn’t expect a response tbh.

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

@mhardysport Liverpool did what? I know you support the mags, but at least get the Sunderland result right. 🙄 #safc

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

They need to take one for the team on Wednesday. Boot the ball away if they have to.

[Cal @Caltermole]

Genuinely really scared about Xhaka and Sadiki's yellow card situation lol

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

👏

[The FSA @WeAreTheFSA]

The winner of the FSA Supporter Services Award 2025 is Chris Waters and @SunderlandAFC

#FSAawards

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

I’m gutted now.

[Magpie Media @MagpieMediaX]

Not the biggest fan of xG, but it can be interesting in terms of working out whether a team is actually as good (or as bad) as the standings suggest. 📊

The current “Justice Table” tells us that:

🤷🏼‍♂️ Sunderland and Villa are *majorly* overperforming!

👀 Leeds are way lower than they ought to be, and Wolves aren’t actually *that* bad - but Burnley are…

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

#safc

[James Bedley @JBlade247]

@j_marrs15 @tj05_SAFC @sufcdan12 I’ll be proven right when you break Derbys points record

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

It seems Moyes hasn’t changed from the overly negative tosser he was at #safc.

[BBC Sport Merseyside @bbcmerseysport]

💬 'We're not at Newcastle's level. They would have had to have probably an off night and we'd have probably had to have a really good night to get a result.'

🗣️ #EFC manager, David Moyes, on the Blues' 4-1 defeat to #NUFC

#EVENEW #PL #BBCFootball

https://t.co/e3y8R17SWW

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

@JackLUFC1919 Morning Jack, hope you are well. Some were still supping beer, some still having a piss, some migrated to the back of the stands under shelter (the stewards generally allow folk at the back to stand) from the dreadful weather. I trust this answers your question. Have a great day.

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

#safc

[Martin @MrR1g4t]

@AndyPhillips1 I’ve got more chance of landing Morgot Robbie than Sunderland have of finishing above Wolves.

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

My favourite film. 🥲

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The ending of Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) is one of the great emotional pivots in American comedy. The moment Neal pieces it together on the train and returns to find Del still waiting, the entire film reframes itself in a single shot.

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

@mackeminmokum When he gets motoring, he’s quicker than I expected. Naturally, it’s not explosive speed off the blocks, but I never expected that.

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

@Capt_Fishpaste I completely agree. We’d actually looked better going forward than in some of the other home games. I said to a fella in a queue for the bar at half time that we’ll get something.

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

@Artbybae @HawkEmDownChris Nope. An excellent technical wrestler before his neck injury.

[David Marjoram @PlannerMarj]

@Born1960ish @BBCNews You’re talking about a child.

Richard, you’re a cunt. And a heartless one at that.

[Brradley Dennis @BradleyDSharp11]

Might be getting ahead of myself, but that 24 point gap to Leeds and Burnley is very quickly diminishing.

[Geordie Josh @geordiejosh]

They're actually the luckiest team of all time, in what world does a striker tap in a shot that's going in to rule it out for his own side.