PRINCESS LEIA

BEAUTIFUL. PLASTIC. LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALDERAAN PLACES.

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@discogryff (Sorry, it was a reference to a joke from Blue Milk Special. I wasn't thinking, it was in poor taste, and I'm taking it down.)

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@PlasticSolo BUT SOMEHOW I ALWAYS KNEW. NOT LIVING THAT ONE DOWN.

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.@PLASTIC_DARTH YOUR ADMIRAL IS A SICK MOTHER FUCKER. NAMELY HIS OWN. MOTHER THAT IS.

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-HER OWN BROTHER, SO YOU KNOW IT'S BAD.

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SO APPARENTLY ADMIRAL PIEFACE IS SO PROUD OF HIS OEDIPUS COMPLEX, HE RT'D A REPORT ABOUT IT. AWK-WAAAARD. AND THAT'S FROM A LADY WHO KISSED

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INSANITY: DOING THE SAME THING OTHER PEOPLE DID BETTER OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND EXPECTING PEOPLE TO CARE.

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-TO FIND HER OWN PICTURE? I MEAN COME ON. SERIOUSLY. I'M GUESSING SHE REALLY LOOKS LIKE THIS: http://tinyurl.com/ygz23t5

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-ANOTHER POD PERSON, BECAUSE ONE, SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE REAL THING, AND TWO, THAT AINT NO SEVEN YEAR OLD, SON. NOT EVEN CLEVER ENOUGH

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SO I HEAR THERE'S SOME LITTLE IMITATION SHIT NAMED @AMELIASOLO WHO'S PRETENDING TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKING PRINCESS @ALLANASOLO. I AM GUESSING

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#WondersWhenTheDramaAndPizazzOfTheFeedGotSuperceededByWhinersAndCheapFeelingKnockOffRomances

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@PlasticSolo WE ARE VERY STRESSFUL TO DEAL WITH, YOU KNOW.

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@PlasticSolo WOOHOO!! NO ONE PLOUGHS MY FIELDS LIKE YOU DO BABY! GET RIGHT ON IN THERE!

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@PlasticSolo YOU CAN EAT MY FISH ANY TIME HANNEYBEAR!!

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@A_Skywalker_ YOU ARE A CREEPY PERV MAN.

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@PlasticSolo @A_Skywalker_ NAW HE'D PROBABLY EAT IT OUT OF RAGE OR SOMETHING. RAAARGH ANGRY SITH EAT HELPLESS TISSUES RAAAAAAH!!!

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@A_Skywalker_ @PlasticSolo AWW LOOK HANNYBEAR! HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO CRY!

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@A_Skywalker_ THERE IS NO GOD, THERE IS THE FORCE. DUH. IF YOU WERE ANAKIN YOU'D SAY "OH MY MAKER" ANYWAY.

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@PlasticSolo @A_Skywalker_ THAT IS SO VERY TRUE. I AM THE BRAINS OF THIS OPERATION, AREN'T I HANNEYBEAR?

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@PlasticSolo @A_Skywalker_ OH WE HAVE TO SHOUT SO YOU CAN HEAR US! WE HAVE LITTLE VOICES!

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@A_Skywalker_ EWW ARE YOUR SPERM SENTIENT? THAT IS KINDA HORRIFIC. DO YOU HEAR THEM DYING WHEN YOU WHACK IT?