Plastic Teeth

Androgynous hate speech micro-blogger

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Penis is the new vagina.

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BALLS DEEP INC.

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Black people are people too guys

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The ratio of black men in the porn videos drastically increases when you click on the 'Monster Cock' tab

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10 days until Jon Snows all over my tits

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Don't judge a cover by the book that the band is named after.

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Throbbin' Williams

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It's not racist if it's also kinda gay. Then it's courageous.

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@NikiWithIssues Two girls One-Up

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Separation of Church & Prostate

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"Lemme tellya somethin: I got some killer fuckin instincts." - That guy on the cover of Killer Instinct for SNES, drunk at a cocktail party.

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I didn't know what the word libido meant until I lost my sex drive and it destroyed my relationship.

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When it comes to gifts it's the thought that counts, so make it fucking cash.

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@pukingvagina only if you don't vigorously masturbate every 5 minutes

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"Who are you wearing?" - Joan Rivers talking to Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs on the red carpet.

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Sometimes I will start to salivate when I watch movies from the 70's and think about the sweaty bush hiding under those bell bottoms

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They took my favorite 55 minute public disgrace video off redtube and now my whole life is ruined

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Nothing like having good taste in what better people than you have achieved

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Tyler Perry's The Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles

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I'm giving up church for lent