Oh word?

human version of moss

[BusEnjoyer01 @busenjoyer01]

Fun fact:

At 470 feet tall, the Capital One Tower in Tysons, Virginia is the tallest building in the United States.

[👑 @cubanhoess]

Just got hired at CPS 😍 if y'all want your kids back cashapp me

[this charmless woman @bedriddenmaiden]

I got the job!! (intimacy coordinator at lockheed martin)

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

i love abortions and trans people and immigrants and birth control and gay people and having fun and being kind

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

does anybody know what i want for dinner

[bella ☭ @bellanati0n]

Harris: haha brat summer

Trump: the transgenders are brainwashing your children

RFK Jr: in 1982 i snuck potassium cyanide into Tylenol bottles around chicago

[Oh word? @PlasticArms]

when i take my meds 3 days in a row I begin to see why people think they can get their doctorate

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

girls night

[Oh word? @PlasticArms]

@m_w_98_ u gotta get outta sc!!! leave the swamp land!!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

An indie movie ‘SUDDENLY’ fell apart after Jake Gyllenhaal showed erratic behavior, including:

• Stripping to his underwear & diving into the freezing ocean, saying “when I see the sea, I swim in the sea”
• Constant script rewrite demands
• Doing his rehearsal in a Pepe Le Pew-like accent
• Saying set builders should sleep in their cars to prevent COVID spread

(via: https://t.co/6Ez6HDheHy)

[ian @bongfuckr]

baby i love you so much i cant put it into words so instead i made you a bouquet of 19 live flies

[Oh word? @PlasticArms]

@RoanokeCollege hey remember when y’all used to put students in jail for a mandatory weekend when they got caught with weed? where was the “social justice” then huh? also i want my $75 back from my weed charge. thx <3

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

sorry i hit my inhaler during sex do you still think i’m hot

[Oh word? @PlasticArms]

i go fucking nuts for buttered corn. absolutely insane. frothing at the mouth rn thinking about corn with butter

[Oh word? @PlasticArms]

2024 is finally the year i go missing in the woods under mysterious circumstances

[clare @sadderlizards]

could someone please come pick me up i only have two days left in the shelter before they euthanize me