Plastic Matt Camp Lim

just a dream, a pole and a hole.

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

I live in her house and she finally notices me 😤😤😤

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

There’s a Twitter for my sex doll. https://t.co/o04SUQZ7cM

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

.......is this play about me?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

had a sex dream about someone I’m not attracted to and don’t like ??!!!

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

👁👄👁

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

calm tf down, samsung washing machine

[Phisheyy @phisheyy]

she must be an orca the way she rams me so hard i explode

[s¢hafer @SCH4FERR]

Laughing extra hard at the dick and balls jokes at work so the straight guys don’t notice dick and balls mean Something More to me

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

There's something so refreshing about seeing someone tweet something more out of pocket than me

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Tongue fucking my camel toe ice cream on the bus to attract ladies and accidentally swallowing the entire stick at a speed bump

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone is going to Provincetown.

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

Looks like a yassified cock and balls

[Yung Social Construct @yungscapegoat]

this Cunty Nut

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

👁👄👁

[MRS. XTRA 🦂 @shantisdiary]

these mosquitoes are pulling pants down and EATING ASS!!!!!!!

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

👁👄👁

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

the caulk is oozing i repeat the caulk is oozing

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

I get it

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

tired of being the only one who is hot and sexy.

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

T

[Sam @gluestick_14]

This is how me and my 40 y/o male coworker communicate

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

No but I get it

[𐂯 𝙂���𝘪𝘨𝘰 ｡ ꒱ @jviersboy]

My pussy is throbbing in ways it never has before i feel like if I went into the sea right now the vaginal vibrations coming from me would cause a tsunami

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

Spell casting over someone's boner?

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[St. Kerri @kerriberri_22]

I just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of you might call it masturbation.

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

Cornhole is my fav game but I play it differently

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

Me tryna slow it down so I can catch a peep for old times sake 👀👀👀

[Plastic Matt Camp Lim @PlasticMattCamp]

Me and whooooopleasegod

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Rabbits show dominance by demanding to be groomed, while cats show dominance by grooming the other.

A perfect relationship