Han Solo

PLASTIC SCOUNDREL & MERCENARY! MARRIED TO SEXAY @PLASTIC_LEIA. HANDS OFF, SHE'S MINE! THE ORIGINAL CAPSLOCK PLASTIC.

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents @kylorennovader HE NEEDS TO SORT OUT SOME SHIT, MAN. HE GOT 'ISSUES N THROWS TANTRUMS. KIDS, UKNOWHATIMEAN?

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents YER RIGHT, MAN. FISH TACOS ARE FILLING UP MY DAYS IF YEW NOWATIMEAN!!

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents SHE AIN'T HERE YET! I AM IMPATIENT TO SEE HER.

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents BB8 BEEP BEEP BEEP

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents i have to go. it's time to mope. :(

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents I can't say. It's a spoiler. :(

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents @kylorennovader WTF IS IT WITH WHINEWALKERS AND THEIR BAD HAIR?

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents LIKE A LOT, MAN. ANYWAY. WHAT UP, ANAKIN WHINEWALKER? WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO?

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@kylorennovader WHATEVR DUDE. GO THROW A TANTRUM WITH YOUR WAVY HAIR OR SOMETHIN'!

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents I AM ***NOT*** A DOLL!!! I AM AN ACTION FIGURE, SKYWALKER!!!! :<>!!

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents HAY THAT WEREn'T ME WATCHIN' THE WOOKIE PR0N - THAT WAS CHEWIE'S OLD MAN. WE … uh ..> DON"T TALK ABOUT IT CUZ IT'd BE WEIrd.

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents ANIMAL GUTS IN CAVES HAVING SEX? WHAT KINDA WEIRD ASS MOVIES YOU WATCHING, DUDE? DOES GAYOBI KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIZ?

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@kylorennovader OH SHIT, SON! SPOILERS! (haha, Oops!)

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents IDK, ARE THERE ANY FAST FOOD OR KINKY PLASTIC SHOPS THERE? OTHERWISE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IT, EITHER.

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents IDK, MAN. WHO THE FUCK CARES, THO WHEN YOU CAN JUST GO TO SOME OTHER PLANET TO HAVE SEX & EAT TACO BELL? #PRIORITIES

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@mytencents YAH AND IT HAD YER FAVORITE THING EVER, MAN! SAND!!!

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

I DON'T GIVE A FLYING CRAP WHAT ANYONE SAYS I WAS PRETTY EPIC IN THAT MOVIE, AMIRITE OR AMIRITE? (SPOILER - IAMRITE!)

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@capelando @leiaorganasolo DUDE COME OVER N' WATCH TELENOVAS WITH ME, MAN! GET YER RAGE OUT. IT'LL BE A PARTY. I"LL ORDER PIZZA.

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

ALL RIGHT, PEEPS. I'M OUT. TIME FOR MY TELENOVA AND TODAY FRANCO IS GONNA GET HIT WITH THE PATERNITY SUIT! GOTTA WATCH, MAN! L8RS! ;)

[Han Solo @PlasticSolo]

@lady_everon SEXAY IN PLASTIC IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ;-)