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Father, husband, gamer, cook. Getting an early start on being a grumpy old man.

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I’m “I know it’s going on 6:00 because my Zantac is wearing off” years old.

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@Signs2323 Shit looked like a ps3 game.

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@ShadowCappi1 Go back to simping for pedos and shut the fuck up grandpa.

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@incognitoCalm @sooftc @JamesGunn During a global pandemic.

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@incognitoCalm @sooftc @JamesGunn It made $150 million or so more than the last three snyder features combined.

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@MetalYinzer …is what you do while your boyfriend planks on your back?

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@BreakTheProblem @WTAE News organization deliver news. You morons really need every single thing explained to you like you’re a brain-damaged five year old. The fact that people as stupid as you are allowed to make any kind of decision is terrifying.

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@castilloadina1 Spoken like a true bottom bitch.

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@Jacemandaspace2 Zack snyder hasn’t made a penny in 7 years. Gunn has made billions.

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@Itssan17 I rate it 300 million dollars more than the last three snyder movies combined.

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@Itssan17 Zack snyder hasn’t made a penny since 2016.

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@Itssan17 Last time zack snyder drew a dollar.

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@Itssan17 No snyder has made a penny in 7 years.

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@elonmusk @MishaFitton @therabbithole @JamesEsses Don’t be such a cissy bitch.

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@HamburglerKid Lmao you voted for a rapist foreign asset. Sit down.

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@NinjasMama2355 @rocky984243 @nichola38984218 People are dickriding twitter simps now? Our alien overlords can’t get here soon enough.

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@SyxxWilliams @WWETalkTime3 Just like ain’t no woman feeling on you at all.

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@Lolonoise @WWETalkTime3 No one has ever had respect for you so it’s a zero sum.