Nick Archer

Halfway between the gutter and the stars. #4SalesUK TV dullard. Long suffering #SAFC fan. All views very much my own.

[The72 - We Love the #EFL @_The72]

5,600 Sunderland fans at Preston away on a Wednesday night - some clubs are just on a level of their own when it comes to support 👏

[Adam @FulwelI]

If only there was a Netflix documentary which shows the world how much of a cunt you are and that you had no intentions to play.

If only it also showed the CEO slamming the door because you rejected an agreed lower wage transfer because of the money.

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

They'd conquer worlds together

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

Watch as Sunderland captain Luke O'Nien JUMPS in to full-time brawl at Kenilworth Road! 💥

[Roker Report @RokerReport]

The assist. The finish. Absolute perfection!

#SAFC | @IsidorWilson

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

What a hit from Romaine Mundle! 🤩

[Jordan @JordanMarley22]

Huge apology to the bloke who had a minor car accident in Hull city centre y’day. Took pelters from us Sunderland fans, cos you could see the bottom of his Newcastle shirt under the coat he was wearing. He was baffled. Eventually unzipped the coat. Poor cunt was a Grimsby fan 😂

[John @Ramma_____]

438 minutes since #NUFC last scored a goal from open play

For reference, the youngest bride ever married to a Saudi man against her will was 424 minutes old, a full 14 minutes younger than Newcastles last goal

Eddie Howe with questions to answer

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Russell Brand trying to sell a $239.99 amulet that will protect you from WiFi even as he prominently wears a WiFi microphone 🎤 is quite the grift

[Albie @albieamankona]

Tell me my party’s social media team did not film a pensioner losing the winter fuel allowance wearing a solid gold @ROLEX?

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

JOBE BELLINGHAM THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FILTHY 🚀🚀

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

In the blink of an eye, this goes from looking like a big-standard tap-in to being one of the goals of the season

[Alice @AliceFromQueens]

Throwing out my Israeli vibrator.

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

Sunderland face Plymouth this weekend…

It’s a fixture which started the greatest rivalry of all-time…

🤣🤣

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

17-year-old Chris Rigg wins the ball.

19-year-old Eliezer Mayenda carries the ball and provides the assist.

21-year-old Romaine Mundle finishes it off.

Sunderland have the youngest squad in the league and have won every game so far.

[Tom Perez @thomasmperez]

I’m glad that Jack Clarke’s last game with #SAFC included moves like these. Way to go out like the baller he is.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I pissed myself walking home drunk from a beer festival. Rather than admit this to my girlfriend, I rolled in a puddle and told her I trippped over.