Mitchell Player

[F.C. Union Bristol @fcunionbristol]

Hartcliffe Haaland aka @PlayerMitchell in the summer.

The club pointed them over the road to the gate as they seem a bit more desperate at the minute

#sorryCR7 #Ronaldo #wedontneedhim #CR7 #wevegotMitchPlayer #grassrootsfootball #uptheunion

[F.C. Union Bristol @fcunionbristol]

Mitchell Player to FC Union Bristol, here we go! Full agreement in place between Union and The player. Package includes £5 in coins, 1 sugar free red bull and 1 pack of twiglets. Mitchell will sign until 2027, documents now approved. 🚨🔴 #UTU

#newsigning #soccer #uptheunion

[Mitchell Player @PlayerMitchell]

@Terry_Whitfield You’re a melt..
Get it😏😅

[Mitchell Player @PlayerMitchell]

Just watched @GamebredFighter street fight with Kimbo Slice😱😱
#StreetJesus has been legit since the start👊🏻💥 #ufc

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Why did the BBC instantly sack Danny Baker for an offensive royal baby tweet but won’t sack Jo Brand for saying she’d like acid to be thrown at politicians?

[Mitchell Player @PlayerMitchell]

@JuicyLucy401 Real life crazy cat lady.
Poor Si don’t know if he’s coming or going #madwoman #noOO-ER

[Mitchell Player @PlayerMitchell]

@Gndlf_TheOrange Nature Bitch 👊🏻🔥

[Mitchell Player @PlayerMitchell]

Don’t know why people tripping about @TheNotoriousMMA we all know he will agree a rematch in Russia, December 25th, train in the snow to hearts on fire and beat him in the last round👊🏻💥🔥 #RockyIV #ufc229 #noeasywayout

[Mitchell Player @PlayerMitchell]

Derek Lewis is a fucking walrus! #hero #KO @joerogan #ufc299

[Mitchell Player @PlayerMitchell]

Last nights press conference was on top form 🍀🇨🇮 roll on October 6th.
Regardless who you think will win, @TheNotoriousMMA is a legend in his own right🙌🏻😂👊🏻🔥 #UFC229PressConference #macgregor #ProperTwelve

[Mitchell Player @PlayerMitchell]

Good morning Britain opens with 10% of people are bullied online then openly takes the piss out of our own prime minister because of how she dances🤔 if it was a normal person it would also be bullying 🤔🙌🏻 🙄👀🎣#goodmorningbritain @piersmorgan #DoubleStandards

[Mitchell Player @PlayerMitchell]

@abbiewarrington 20 years😂

[Mitchell Player @PlayerMitchell]

@abbiewarrington Poor ginge frazzlin’🔥🤯

[Mitchell Player @PlayerMitchell]

@BlakeGough Sponsored by #Mcdonalds

[Mitchell Player @PlayerMitchell]

We’ve not played good enough to beat Croatia but this ref is fucking awful

[Mitchell Player @PlayerMitchell]

We need to make some subs 🙈🙈🙈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿