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SUPER awesome and cool GnW main (falcon pocket) | Lion Enthusiast | Very Funny Comedian | Pokémon Smile/Sleep Speedrunner | Former Among Us WR Holder

[Vincent @domesticus1]

"YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET A NEW MARIO BASEBALL"

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@Proombles

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

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#TheBulborbsAreHungry

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King of the Highway gladly lets the family of ducks cross the road before driving.

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I am become Mario, stomper of koopas

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

There is nothing quite like the carefree laughter of a child to remind you that there are still people in the world that haven’t yet been three stocked by my Captain Falcon.

[Crandor? @Proombles]

MORNING WORKOUT ROUTINE:
- 10 sets of whiffing grab in neutral
- 100 reps of dropped combos
- 10 Twitter posts complaining about my bad matchups
- 15 minute vod review of me winning
- 100 reps of mashing out of disadvantage

#grind #smashbros #smashbrosultimate

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I'm ready.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Join us on Sept 12 at 6am PT for a #NintendoDirect! Tune in for roughly 60 minutes of information on upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch games.

Watch here: https://t.co/JMTr0DNsL7

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@NotOwennnn

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@MichaelMortonj

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@Proombles Fucking my stupid crandor wife

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Donkey Kong Bananza got everyone switching up on their day 1s

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@Agggzzz07

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😔

[Bandai Namco US @BandaiNamcoUS]

We’re thrilled to announce that Bandai Namco Entertainment Inc. and A24 are teaming up with writer and director Alex Garland to bring FromSoftware Inc.’s world-renowned video game ELDEN RING to life as a live-action film.

We’re truly excited to bring the world of ELDEN RING to fans in a new form, outside the game.

Stay tuned. The path ahead is only beginning.

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@Proombles

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@EvilAggz