Football Puns

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Hey get off that! That's Mia Hamm! #playerpuns

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Nothing Matas anymore #playerpuns

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Look in to your Hart #inspirational #playerpuns

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I can't take this Neymar #playerpuns

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Listening to a bit of Blink 1 Eto'o #playerpuns

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Peanut butter Péle time #playerpuns

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Best Burnley players? Marney & Mee #playerpuns

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Had a urine sample today, could say it was a Piszczek #playerpuns

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Watch out for the man with a white Van Gaal #playerpuns

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Football players favourite coffee? Acosta #playerpuns

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If ya Rémy come and get it na na na naa na na naa na #playerpuns

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Want a BBQ but aint got no Cole #banter #playerpuns

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This is gunna be the best Twitter page for Evra and Evra #playerpuns

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You're so ugly, I mean just Lukaku #banter #playerpuns

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Is this the best page on Twitter? Defoe... #playerpuns

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You Götze be kidding me #playerpuns

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Anyone want to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels? #playerpuns

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Lads on Touré #playerpuns

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Laying around like a Crouch potato #playerpuns

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Leave my Arse-a-lona #playerpuns