Agent Pleakley

Agent Pleakley here, at your service. Resident Earth expert, and all that that implies.

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

@Jumba_Jookiba Jumba my dear, looking at your profile is just...sad. Do try and update it one of these days!

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

@jedilights And I thank you for that!

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

"This planet just never ceases to amaze."

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Oh…and, ya know, all those great trees and everything, too! Happy Earth Day from your local Earth Expert!

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

As an official Earth Expert, I take Earth Day to admire how great my job is & how great I really am!

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

@jedilights @xkissmeslowly What's not to love? Nothing! That's what!

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

@xkissmeslowly @jedilights Yeah, a slap to the face, Karren!! (You are talking about me, correct?)

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The Federation wishes you a Happy Earth Day. Now stop screwing up the planet.

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

What’s a good number of people named ‘Oscar’ to invite to your Oscar Party?

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@NoTuna4Pudge Now why would you go and say a thing like that? I’m delightful!

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

I'm surprised to hear people think they look like me. I’m flattered, I just didn't know so many people look like they only have one eye!

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

@livingonsweetz Your bf must be one handsome devil.

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

@_iESTRADA What ever do you mean?

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

Next Halloween, I’m giving out dental disclosing tablets instead of candy. Fun, fun for everyone!

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

@Jumba_Jookiba #webelongtogether

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@BridgettHaney I assure you, I am no girl. Just a very pretty male who pulls of the look exceedingly well! What is this movie you speak of?

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

@BoogsterSU2 Does who have a Twitter? Mr. McDonald? If so, no, he does not. But his good buddy Mr. Dave Foley does! (@davesfoley)

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

Mele Kalikimaka me ka Hau'oli Makahiki Hou, Ho Ho Ho, and all that jazz!

[Agent Pleakley @Pleakley]

I may not be a woman, but I'm just about as high-class & beautiful as they come.