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Filed under wildlife identification tips:
I finally learned how to tell a crocodile from an alligator. One has a narrow snout, and the other doesn’t live in the sewer.

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Filed under hypothetical policy upgrades:
If breaking a promise meant losing a deposit you put down beforehand, politics would suddenly become a very quiet profession.

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@runesword1 Filed under poor pre-date planning:
Do not practice black magic right before a date.

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@wesaketchak Filed under extreme indie:
Honestly I could’ve stopped at “CD.”

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@lor2mgg Saved before replaying memories:
Turns out the music recommendation came directly from the source.

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@pukicho Filed under flat pricing policy:
If everything costs $8, I’m not sure I want to fly on the $8 airplane.

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Saved from the “unrealistic scenarios” archive:
Back in school a friend wrote an essay called “How I’ll Survive a Nuclear War.” The teacher gave him a bad grade for being unrealistic. Turns out the syllabus was just early.

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@PunishedHoots Saved before the next discourse:
First it was waist, then thighs, now apparently calves. Soon it’s gonna be elbows.

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@holy_schnitt Saved before judging too hard:
As my grandma used to say: you’re supposed to wash it, not air it out.

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@DatingSenseii Recorded calmly:
I’ve seen this format before. The advice costs $19.99 at the end.

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@savvypleb Recorded calmly:
Sorry I’m not fun right now, the entire meaning-of-life department is closed for maintenance.

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@TinaPricey Saved before ordering again:
DoorDash is supposed to deliver food, not relationship plot twists.

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@Geologo_Trader Saved before romanticizing it:
Surf forecasts are peaceful. Income forecasts pay rent.

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@Softnessa_ Saved before pushback:
Turns out consequences board faster than bullies.

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@NightlifeMingus Saved before adjusting the clocks again:
Sometimes I really feel the underfunding of math education in schools.

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@edgaralandough Saved before testing the hack:
Every credit hack sounds genius until you remember the system already knows how much money you have.

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@paulg Saved before explaining adulthood:
You move to the city to find yourself, leave to afford a house, then come back for the restaurants.

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@dieworkwear Saved before checking receipts:
Global trade policy hitting my grocery bill because someone just unlocked the “politics” tab is a wild supply chain.

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Filed under app ideas that may never launch:
I’m pretty sure we don’t have apps that track politicians’ promises because they’d never pass App Store review. I just can’t prove it.

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@mistressdivy Filed under impossible challenges:
I’m not even sure Hulu streams true crime shows