PlinchiesTincture

Optimistic recidivist in search of new crime opportunities. You can call me Mr Plinchie.

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@XtraLeicester @reluctantnicko 'uddersfield is the glamorous option.

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@GBNEWS He should never have taken the Winter Duel Allowance.

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@OldRoberts953 I just hope they don't send in the breakfast subs to take out our plucky curly toast.

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@hellothisisivan Carmine Kirstie the Red Menace leaves no establishment corner unglittered.

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@Alexarmstrong If my imaginary teenage child wasn't able to bypass this nonsense I'd put them up for immediate adoption - the only thing more disgraceful than my imaginary child's imaginary inability to bypass this rubbish is just how God-awful and creeping sinister this government is.

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@hellothisisivan At the happy clappy church in the 70s we used to sing 'why don't you put your trust in Jesus and ask him to come in' to the MOTD theme. I wasn't a happy clapper but they gave free biscuits and orange squash.

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@BasilTheGreat @nicevyoo Bananas, melons and other suggestive fruit and veg next.

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@PolitlcsUK @thetimes

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@BROKENBRITAIN0 @Titch16487899

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@SartorialThug Is there a cycle lane! Not that many wild eyed dissenters are likely to be Milibandits but the odd penny farthing may need an easy highway to hell.

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@BurnsideWasTosh O Lord, thou plumbest me out!

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@Gaynotqueer1 Been on the mescaline.

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@OldRoberts953 The bells are ringing for me and my gays

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@ClimateWarrior7 No man is an island, although Jeffrey's given it a good go.

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@DreyfusJames My Malibu and pineapple is ready.

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@TheSimonEvansX We must learn.
But preemptively exclude.
Bad apples.
Weeded out.
Nothing changes.

Families struck with sudden violent death often cry from the depths for policy tweaks, theatrical hand wringing &, in the worse cases, a reordering of old words. It's all they want, apparently.

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@BurnsideWasTosh The law will be applied especially equally to those who dare say no.

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@Gaynotqueer1 By the sword of Gayskull!

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@OldRoberts953 I think I might love him. Every time he comes on I feel nauseous and want to do unspeakable things.

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@MichelleDewbs Choreography of these events, responses, apologies, warnings of unrest etc are only further evidence for the deep unwillingness & inability of the establishment to do ANYTHING about the ludicrous constructions of victimhood they have made up; the police ARE doing THEIR bidding.