Plot 13D

Family of four in Lincolnshire, bumbling allotmenteers, these are the journeys of Plot 13D, Simon, Sam, Ruth and Jacob. Sister account to @RateMySausage

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@BBCRadioLincs @melvynprior skinny chef.

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@ladytereska I was planning to do more over the winter but had a bit of a MH blip in November after working 900 hours in 3 months. That was too much and I couldn't cope!

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Pleasantly relieved to see that the #allotment isn't too terrible after not visiting for two months. Phew! #Lincolnshire

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The Mole Is Back! The bugger tunnelled up through the garlics last year, this year he's missed his target but we still need to get rid of him. Beer cans on canes worked last year (2nd pic) this time we might go straight in with smoke bombs.... #allotment #Lincolnshire #Mole

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@Habs4Stanley Bloody nora mate! Dunno how you manage with that!

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Just found 8 litres of comfrey tea that I put away last summer. Mn alive, this stuff is gonna STINK when I use it!

#ComfreyTea #allotment #Lincolnshire

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@unfurlingnet Yes it's horrible when real life gets in the way of the allotment.

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@Habs4Stanley As opposed to a blanket of white you mean?

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We've found beef bacon to be much more filling than pork bacon. Butchers, nutritionists, is there any reason for this?

Also, anyone supply lamb bacon?

#Bacon #BeefBacon #ProperButcher

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Ground number 5 done! Halfway to our target.

8 Dec – Leeds United 2 QPR 1 (33,781)
3 Nov – Grantham Town 0 Warrington Town 2 (219)
6 Oct - Lincoln Cityg1 Crewe Alexandra 0 (8,716)
25 Au - Boston United 0 Spennymoor Town 2 (1,210)
11 Aug - Sleaford Town 0 South Normanton 1 (76)

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What a whopper!

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The fantastic #charcuterie order has arrived from the world-beating @fruitpigcompany . I am beyond excited.

Mind you, I don't think it's a real black pudding. I believe it contains a forged copy of The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies.

Ohhhhhhh Reneeeeeeee..........

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Help please with a @LincolnCity_FC song - about Bruno. I can't make out the third line, when it starts "He puts the ball in from the left and the right, he makes Lionel Messi look Sh**e....". What is the third line please? @BBCRadioLincs @Brunsky36 cheers boys

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Greetings Sausage Fans!

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We are delighted to welcome guest writer Simon @Plot13D and his excellent 'Rate my Sausage' review to Lincs Scene. First up @simpsonbutchers read here: https://t.co/YV3G9EFoPo PLS share #lincsConnect @HelpLincoln @burtonrdchippy

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The full results of the @RateMySausage investigation into pigs in blankets are in, just click on the link to make yourself feel hungry!

https://t.co/fmu9dZ1lmr

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@Lady_Clarington Thank you.

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Can't remember the last time I went to the allotment, just don't want to. And of course the longer it is left the worse the condition will be! #mentalhealth

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@GrowLikeGrandad Thank you.

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@ChattyGardener Thank you.

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@zoes_garden Thank you.

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@dad2alys Thank you.

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@unfurlingnet Thank you, wise words as always.