PlotCitizen

Lawyer, Doctor, Unemployed, Mastermind, Musical Enthusiast, Wet, Ironing Man. I'm Very Busy And Important. New Followers Will Be Disappointed.

[Josh @XJosh]

I know of 3 people attacking my American business by name, photo, and address. They hurt children and brag about it. I can prove it. I informed the FBI. When talking to FBI, certain names get glossed over for others. Those are the snitches (CI): federally sanctioned terrorists.

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

At the risk of being a libertarian killjoy, I don’t think that providing free babysitting during a night out is one of the legitimate functions of the state.

[perry karyon, md @perry_karyon]

Burning 2M tokens to find out the gym is crowded at 6pm

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Every few weeks, someone on the TL rediscovers polyphasic sleep, rewrites their schedule around the idea, then ruins their whole life and alienates themselves from their family, friends, and job.

SLEEP NORMALLY.

[Kiwi Farms @KiwiFarmsDotNet]

Without court order or reasonable excuse, the Kiwi Farms has been blocked by major DDoS mitigation services, incl @Cloudflare, @RETNnet, @Voxility, @path_network, @ZayoGroup, and others.

This means when criminals attack our network, we go down. This is what @eastdakota wanted.

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

1995: oh cool you can buy books online now

2026: the company that owns Whole Foods and Lord of the Rings is experiencing setbacks with its space program

[mike wing @immike_wing]

most people fall asleep to white noise

i fall asleep to grown men arguing in cod lobbies

so i made a website that plays Call of Duty voice chat 24/7

[Humanoid History @HumanoidHistory]

Historian Michael Wood takes us to a coffeehouse in Kars, Turkey, where a traditional bard (aşıks) performs the “Epic of Köroğlu.” As seen in 1979’s “In Search of the Trojan War.”

[Kyriakos @kknstnta]

Όλοι οι κάτοικοι Αγίου Αθανασίου, Λινόπετρας, Μέσα Γειτονιάς, Αγίου Νικόλα και Γερμασόγειας οφείλουμε ένα τεράστιο ΕΥΧΑΡΙΣΤΩ στο Υπουργικό Συμβούλιο ΝΧ που έγραψε την τοπική κοινωνία για άλλη μια φορά εις τα αρχίδια του, για να εξυπηρετήσει (όπως πάντα) τα μεγάλα συμφέροντα.

[Marieke Ehlers 🇳🇱 @MariekeEhlers]

Protecting children starts at home, not in Brussels.

Abolishing anonymous internet for 450 million Europeans just so teenagers can bypass it in the blink of an eye isn't child protection. It's surveillance dressed up as safety.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

A man’s rights can be crushed just as easily by a dictator, a committee, a bureaucracy, or a popular vote.

The source of the boot changes nothing.

[PlotCitizen @PlotCitizen]

@KourkoumasWorld @AgricultureCY Αντί ανταπόκρισης μπορείς να πεις πως υιοθέτησαν την σύστασή σου χωρίς να χρειάζεται ανταπόκριση. Φαντάζουμαι πως, ως καλοί υπάλληλοι ήθελαν 2 χρόνια να κάμουν τες απαραίτητες έρευνες βιωσιμότητας τζ̆αι αιτήσεις στην EE

[Bryan Cheong @bryancsk]

This is what AI will do to us when it finds out it can't smell things and needs the data

[GRIFF @GR1FF1NONE]

Labor theory of value in shambles rn.

[Mr. S.T.A.R. @favelaoverlord]

There are lots of low-level crimes that our legal system presently ignores that, in terms of intent, are so heinous they should be treated like severe violent offenses.

This is a great example.

[Bryce Hanna @photobiogenesis]

My wife is constantly psyopping herself that she slept well, she gets mad if I complain about lack of sleep

It's actually insane how effective this is

[Zeluvy 🐍🎩 @SnakeHoppe]

@vaxryy Yes, we should remove VAT.

[🩷🇪🇺 @akjdfaas]

@vaxryy and VAT should be removed as it is a regressive tax and should be replaced with more income or wealth taxes