Ahmed🍁

[superdad @udysznx]

fraud or not, never show a woman how you make money

[Sing'anga dF @itz_df]

Sometimes I look at my contact list and wonder "Awaso nde ati?"

[FAIJO PROSPER 🇲🇼 @FaijoProsper]

Basi Gangster ngat ine
ndikavale zovala zosoketsa
ndikumavina pamaso
pamakolo kalichero m'manja
ati chinkhoswe aaa

😂

[🛸 @mvcciido_szn]

i have different names, any name you call me with i know where you know me from.

[The Distro. ➐ @DemobreyPilDash]

Car owner: "Buyer wabwenza galimoto ine ndamubwenzela 120 mill yake, kumeneko mumubwenzele 55 mill yake"

Okudya kapamwamba:

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Men don’t mind doing anything for women….. it’s the entitlement that ruins everything.

[Stan @Craziedice]

Sometimes I act like am fine but deep inside mangofuna kuziwa kuti Muchikwama mwa B Munali chani kwenikweni kuti nthawi yawo ikwane

[James Billy @kamwendo_]

Kuchita kukanika kupanga post, kut mwina tweet imubhowa customer 😩

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

fast learner with short term memory loss

[ACHALUME @Joomah476762]

Kale ndimkaona ngati odyeledwa nkazi amakhala kape.

[Vedant @hotahaivedant]

once you normalise not studying for your exams, there is no going back.

[2𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓴𝓮𝔂𝔂 @nomodeath]

These can't be the Hoes Bruno Mars was tryna catch grenades for

[Bxn✞ @love4bxn]

There's no day I don't think about making this money

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

With the way Davido is so crazy about Chioma, you just know he met her as a virgin❤️

[NollyClips @nollyclips28]

@luxemiaa One thing I’ve noticed about women is this: if you start something you can’t keep up with, it’s better not to start at all

Once you stop, it becomes a big problem...

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

we’re getting that car this year.
repost if you believe.

[🎗️ @spicy_exx]

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone>>>

[Aryaaa🌻 @whiskyy___818]

Men only have 5 moods:

1. Constantly horny
2. how we gonna get rich
3. Random 2 am motivation
4. Intense loneliness
5. My family needs me

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Peak male experiences :

1. Finally understanding your Father
2. Owning your first car
3. Accepting the man in the mirror
4. Randomly realizing this is the woman you will marry
5. Becoming successful with your childhood friends
6. Sports team winning a title
7. First heartbreak
8. Watching your kid grow
9. Giving back to your parents
10. Ending imposter syndrome