Petty Hardaway

Jokeslinger, 2016 #ABFFComedywings Finalist,Comedy Central's Hart of the City, proud dad, black swimmer,free thinker, 88'table hockey champion, Kareem Leonidas

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@the_ceo99 You don’t

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Cousins or Franklin?

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Woke up with a damn Kirk in my neck this morning.

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I saw that David Banner video and thought it was Rico from Belly

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Field research 😂

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Which is worse?

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Accounts with no followers inboxing me telling me they can help grow my followers will forever be funny

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I spend all my money on travel and food

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Mitchell Robinson look like he bit people as a kid

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You don’t need a trainer you need a diet

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@akafaceUS Hell that dress would’ve got her some papers from me

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When you clean your house throughly you never want company again

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You know you getting old when you’re using icy hot instead of lotion

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A single mom with multiple baby daddies saying she’s not into casual sex is diabolical

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Fellas you ever seen a chick baby daddy and lose all attraction to her?

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Mexicans built different, them folks eat buffalo wings with a large coffee at 5am and go put on 3 roofs

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Lane Kiffin look like the Sheriff of a sundown town

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I hope she leaves me blocked this time 🤣

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Story time

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Night night